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weekly yoga class, and came in just as the instructor was telling the class to assume the dog position.
    Feeling extra perky, and glad that she could figure it out, Margie got down on her hands and knees, pertly protruding her rump. It was then that the instructor calmly corrected her:
    “I said the dog position, Margie. Not the doggie position.”
    LOVE TAPS
    Love taps are pretty common in gay sex. Just a quick, not-too-hard whack right in the center of the buttock seems to do the trick. The top man will often do this to the bottom during intercourse, and it feels good because the bottom is so sensitized during backdoor sex already. But it will also feel great to the guy on top because you’re ringing all his bells at 97
    Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man once. You may try delivering a few light taps to your guy during intercourse to see how he likes it. This might be compared to nipple action; he’ll either like it or not. But it’s a pretty safe bet that no one’s ever done it to him before, so why not give it a try?
    HOW TO TALK DIRTY, IF YOU MUST
    During a sojourn in France, Danny had a wonderful affair with a hot French guy. Between Danny’s limited French and the guy’s complete lack of English, there wasn’t a whole lot to the relationship other than sex, but it was fabulous. The feisty Frenchman had a way with words in bed, and would murmur various French phrases in his deep, sexy voice. Danny loved it, having no idea that the guy was actually saying all sorts of filthy things. In this case, at least, talking dirty was something he enjoyed without even knowing it. Maggie, on the other hand, strongly recommends knowing a little of the local lingo.
    When a hot Spaniard she was fooling around with moaned,
    “ Adentro, adentro ,” her long-ago Latin training convinced her that “dentro” had something to do with teeth, and she started giving him gentle love bites. Each time he urgently whispered
    “ adentro, adentro ,” she would bite a little harder, convinced that he was loving this. Only later, after consulting her Speedy Spanish translator, did she realize he meant “inside.”
    Let us continue by saying that neither of us is a big fan of talking during sex, but so many guys seem to get off on it that we felt we needed to offer a few tips. The key thing to 98
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    remember, and gay guys certainly are aware of this, is that what you actually say doesn’t matter at all. Women may long to hear something romantic, but guys are only thinking about their Heavenly Dragon Pillars. It’s all about delivery: What turns the guy on is the sultriness in your voice, the low, almost hushed murmurs, the subtle compliments to his manhood and prowess. Talking dirty is one case where you will definitely be performing, so if your guy is into it, just go deep into your method acting and really let go. Deliver your lines in the absolute lowest, sexiest voice you can. If you’re feeling really goofy about this, here are some suggested topics that fall into two basic categories. The first deals with him: how hard he is, how big he is, how hot his body is, how he makes you feel so sexy, etc. The second set deals with you: you want him to go faster, to go harder, you love his sweaty body on yours…you get the picture. Just don’t go overboard, or he may figure you’ve been getting it on the side at the local truck stop.
    So now you’ve rung all the bells, your yin and yang essences have been released, and your golden cleft and his jade stalk are in happy harmony. Proper gay etiquette says that you should offer him a warm, moist towel before he rolls over and drifts happily to sleep. Not only will he remember your gracious hospitality, but it will keep your Polo sheets from getting crusty.
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    Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man Many straight folks seem to think that all gay men do is have intercourse. Not true! Gay guys are masters of the “do