do. I slipped out, put a little Eurythmics on. Eurythmics is this band from the eighties. Their song âHere Comes the Rain Againâ was Momma Joâs favorite song, and she used to play it all the time . I heard it probably a million times as a kid. Fortunately itâs a great song. Theyâre probably my fourth-favorite band.
Naoki said itâs interesting that I like Eurythmics because the name actually means âa harmonious body of words.â âLike a pep rally where everyone is singing the same song.â
âAnd itâs a nice song,â Thomas added.
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Harmonyâmusic and magic?
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Throat singing?
Thereâs no way Jefferson High would ever play Eurythmics, anywhere. First of all, Eurythmics is music for poets, not jocks. Plus itâs music for singing alone when you feel alone in the world. And thatâs not pep rally music.
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It was Sole Family Pizza Night. By the time I got home, Tesla had already voted on a movie, Home Alone , which is this relatively ancient movie she found on Netflix about this kid who gets left behind when his parents go away, because his parents are stupid and donât know how to count their kids.
As I carefully stacked what I perceived to be the max number of pizza slices onto my plate (accessing my math skills to see if my triangle studies would prove at all helpfulâthey didnât), I caught Mama Kate looking at me.
âHowâs it going?â she said, in this superlight âIâm just asking about the weatherâ way.
âStarving,â I said, pointing at my pizza.
Mama Kate disappeared into the fridge and emerged with a big bottle of soda, which is an only-movie-night treat because sugar in pop form makes Tesla a bit crazy. âHowâs school?â
âFine,â I said. It is important, when eating pizza, to make sure you have at least two napkins per slice. Especially in my family. Half the clothes any of us owns are stained with something.
Mama Kate nudged a glass in my direction. âNothing of note?â
There is nothing Mama Kate wants more than for me to âtalk about things,â whatever that means. Talk about what and why is what I want to know. About how Matt Truit is a dickhead? Which would give her a new thing that she can worry about? On top of all the other things she worries about, like food dye and grades and everything? I donât think so.
I poured myself a glass of sugary carbonated goodness and smiled a huge âschool photoâ fake smile. âEverythingâs totally cool,â I said.
â Hey! â Momma Jo shouted from the couch. âAre we watchinâ a movie or what?â
On movie nights, my moms sit on the couch with Tesla snuggled in the middle, and I perch on the top of the couch, creating kind of a pyramid shape. We have many family photos with this similar formation. It is not necessarily the best setup for a movie-night seating arrangement. Many pieces of pizza have been spilled because the top of the couch, as Momma Jo has often said, is not a table.
I lay a few extra napkins on my knees and on the couch for good measure.
âThatâs a good idea,â Momma Jo said, holding out her hand. âGimme some of those.â
âI might have to go and do homework and not watch the whole movie,â I warned as Tesla pointed the remote at the TV.
âGeez. Glad you could join us!â Momma Jo frowned. âHowâs the pizza? To your liking? Should we order you an extra pie next time?â
âCan I just eat please and not get hassled?â I said, in what was probably more of a low grumble.
â Hey! â Momma Jo snapped, flicking my knee. âHow about youâre wearing my super cool overalls so you should be nice to me or Iâll let Mama take you shopping for real clothes?â
âJo, stop it!â Mama Kate reached up and patted my leg. âIâm glad
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