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It’s just too easy.
    SANTA

Dear Santa,
    I ‘m going to leave you some cookies my dad got at work and didn’t want. The puppy you got me peed on my bed again. Try to do better next year.
    Jessica Cehlar-Morrison

    Dear Jessica,
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    I know your parents always tell you to be honest, but, frankly, there is such a thing as being too truthful. People don’t respond to comments like those you sent me by saying to themselves: “Oh, what an honest little girl she is!” No, what they say is: “Do you think Jessica is really that repulsive, or is she just too stupid to know better?” In fact that’s exactly what I’ve asked myself, and sadly, the answer I settled on is that Jessica really is that repulsive. So this year, instead of toys or a puppy that doesn’t pee, I’m going to be bringing you something far more precious. It’s called tact. I hope you make the most of it.
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    Keep the cookies,
    SANTA

Dear Santa,
    Please don’t be mad but my Grandpa hit one of your reindeer with his car last night and even though he said it hurt his car more than his car hurt it I don’t think it’ll be good in time for Christmas Eve. My dad said you can borrow our dog Stinker if you need to because she’s as big as a horse. I don’t think Stinker can fly but she’ll try her best.
    Sorry.
    Sam

    Dear Sam,
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    Don’t worry. You’re grandpa didn’t hit one of my reindeer. Unfortunately, he did hit a jogger—despite his claim that it was a deer. I’m afraid the police will trace the incident to him by early Christmas morning. Just as you’re all opening the gifts I’ve left for you, they’ll arrive to arrest him for manslaughter.
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    Enjoy the presents!
    SANTA

Hey Santa,
    This is my first time writing to you in the seven years that I’ve been alive. Dad says it’s time to be a big girl and write my own letters instead of telling him what to write.
    I want to start off by saying that this year, even though it was one of the hardest years for me, I was so good. It’s so hard to be good, but in the end, I think it’s all worth it. Me and my brother didn’t fight that many times, but when we did, it was nothing too big. He fought with me once because I ate the last fruit roll-up. He hit me and then my mom grounded him. I tried to start a fight with him once, but then he told my mom and then I got grounded; that was really the only time I did anything wrong. Nothing else really happened that was big during this year. My oldest sister went off to college so she hasn’t been around. I saw her a week ago for thanksgiving, but she wasn’t around that much, she was too busy running around with her boyfriend. She comes home again in three weeks for a really long winter break, and to spend Christmas with us, so I’m really excited. She’s my favorite sister in the whole world, and she always gives me anything I want. I don’t think I could ask for a better sister.
    Moving onto Christmas, I really hope you can bring me everything I ask for. I know it’s a lot, so if
you can’t deliver everything in one night, then I’ll understand a little bit. The first thing I want are a lot of Barbies. I love Barbies. They’re my favorite doll to play with. When I get older, I want to look and act just like her! At night, when I’m sleeping, all I dream about is Barbie. Everything about her is perfect, and I want to be just like her!
    The other thing I would like to ask for are a lot of Webkinz. You know, those animal internet-talking pets? They’re so cool. I think they’re the best thing that has ever happened to my computer. I have the dog, the frog, the pig, and the moose, so if you see any other ones that I don’t have, I would love them! I trust anything you chose for me. I think I would like either 2 or 3 just so my other Webkinz have other friends to play