clapped and whistled and chanted, âHoo-ah! Hoo-ah!â
âThatâs all. A mere trifle,â Plowright said, getting laughter and more applause.
âWilling to hijack airplanes and fly them into buildings full of civilians,â he went on. Not funny now. Starting to preach it. âOne million two hundred thousand willing to strap dynamite around their waists and get on a bus, a city bus, in the holy city of Jerusalem, in the land of the Bible, a city bus, filled with women going to the market, with children going to their lessons, a city bus, right in the middle of the day and ignite that dynamite, there in the holy city of Jerusalem.
âThere are those who will tell you, itâs just one percent, so why worry.
âThere are those who will tell you that they are mostly over there, that we have our Homeland Security and we have our high alerts and we have the greatest military in the world... Hallelujah . . . .â
And the choirâthe Angels theyâre called; Gwen used to sing with themâmore dimly lit than the pastor so that you could forget they were there, now said, âHallelujah,â behind him in their heavenly voices, and their voices, though soft, were carried on the speakers throughout the Cathedral of the Third Millennium, and their voices came from all around and filled the room. If you were up among the clouds, weightless, those voices would waft you even higher.
But Plowright didnât need his Angels for emphasis. The congregation hoo-ahed, they clapped, they hollered, âHallelujah.â
âAnd weâre taking the fight to the enemy. Hallelujah.â
âHallelujah,â the Angels sang while the congregation roared, six thousand voices or more, in praise of the crusade to defend us all.
âBut . . . , â Plowright said, calling a halt to the noise, âbut they are not just over there. Oh no. Oh no.
âWe find that once again, that they are here. That they are among us. Thereâs the one billion two hundred millionâthen thereâs that one percentâone million, two hundred thousand, and out of that more than a millionâthere is one, there is one, right here!
âOne crazed jihadist, Ahmad Nazami, who pretended to be some sort of refugee, who pretended to accept Americaâs hospitality, Americaâs amazingly generous hospitality, who took advantage of that hospitality to pick up a gun and murder a man because that man dared to disagree with his mad version of religion.
âHow many more were on his list?
âHow many were on Ahmad Nazamiâs list? Who was next?â
âWell, I too disagree with his religion,â Pastor Plowright said. âDoes that mean Iâm next on his jihad hit list?â
âYou disagree with his religion,â he said to us.
And we agreed. âJesus,â many of us cried. âWe belong to Jesus.â
âWe have the Bible right here. Itâs the word of God. I have read this book from cover to cover many times. So have many of you, so if I missed something here, feel free to correct me. But as I recall, nowhere does Jesus say, âOh, by the way, although I am the Son of God, I didnât get my gospel right.
ââSo wait awhile, six hundred years or so, and then an illiterate Arab is going to come out of the desert to do a rewrite .â An Arab, by the way, who married a woman old enough to be his mother, married her for her money.
âThen he married at least fifteen other women.
âOne of those marriages was to a six-year-old girl, and it was consummated when she was nine years old. Nine years.
âDo you think that God would send a child molesterâwe are speaking of a major-league pedophileâto come and redo the scriptures? What kind of religion worships a pedophile?
âMohammed is a prophet that only the ACLU could love.â
Laughter, applause, and amens!
âLet me tell you what Jesus did say. He