language, darlinâ.â
Laura held up her tangled mess of yarn. âI need help.â
Debbie took the tangle from her hands. âWell, you survived the invasion, and thatâs the main thing.â
âThe big turkeyâs going to do it all again to me on Christmas, I know it,â Laura said. She dug in her purse and pulled out a package of gum, popped a piece in her mouth, and started chewing. âAnd God knows what heâll dump on me between now and then. Sometimes I wish my husband wasnât so social. He comes up with all these ideas for things to do, invites the whole world over, and then Iâm the one who has to make it all happen.â
âYâall could do like Joy and go on strike,â suggested Sharon, and Kay giggled.
Laura looked across the table at Joy. âYouâre going on strike?â
âI never thought of it that way, but I guess I am. Iâm not doing anything.â
âSheâs on strike for more appreciation,â Sharon explained.
Laura stared at Joy. âI donât get it. How can you not do anything?â
âShe can pretend sheâs a husband,â Sharon said. âDo nothing all month, then just show up on Christmas Day. Of course, sheâll show up to nothing.â
âI hope not,â Joy said. The mere thought was enough to drive her to the cookie plate for comfort. Except sheâd just eaten the last one.
âCan you live with showing up to nothing?â asked Jerri, channeling Dr. Phil.
âYes, I can,â Joy said boldly. Even as she spoke, she was revisited by the image of a boring, Spartan holiday existence. A barren living room, no tree, no decorations, no goodies, no laughter. What had she done?
She tamped down her rising panic by assuring herself it was going to take that kind of radical bleakness to get through to Bob. And something had to get through to him. It was now or never.
âI think a strike is an awesome idea,â Laura said. âSo, give us details. Howâd you pull it off?â
Joy hadnât meant to go public with this but, somehow, telling her friends felt good. It was obvious from the approving nods and the occasional snicker that the majority of the women present agreed with her in principle.
âA Christmas strike.â Laura smiled. âI love it. Iâm in. Iâll go on strike with you, sister.â
âYouâve got little kids,â Joy protested. She could see it now. No Santa at Lauraâs house, no Christmas cookies, no stockings stuffed with goodies. And it would all be her fault.
âMy kids have a father, and heâs perfectly capable of doing something,â Laura said with a snap of her gum. âIn fact, since heâs the one who loves all this so much, he can do it for a change.â
âThatâs the Christmas spirit, honey,â cracked Sharon. âAnd the more I think on it, the more I think I need to get Pete to stop sitting around like an old bull in a pasture while I do everything. Maybe I should join you.â
âJackâs always complaining that I spend too much money. Maybe this would be a good year to stop,â Kay mused. âYou know, he doesnât even shop for his own kids. He leaves that for me to do. And, of course, Iâm the one who does all the wrapping. I even sign the gift tags. If it werenât for me there wouldnât be anything under the tree when the kids come to visit. I think maybe Jack needs a wake-up call.â
âYou canât not get presents for your stepkids,â Jerri protested, shocked. âThey shouldnât have to pay because youâre mad at their father.â
âYes, the poor kids,â Carol agreed.
Laura gave a snort of disgust. âHow sick is that? She says sheâs going to not shop for the presents and weâre shocked. Jack should get his own kidsâ presents. Why should Kay have to?â
âBecause sheâs the