towards my wife. When she too had been to the bathroom and switched off her lamp and murmured a drowsy, âGood night, sleep tight,â turning her back towards me, I slid across and put my arm about her and nestled up close. Compliant as ever, she turned again and I levered my other arm beneath her.
âArenât you feeling sleepy?â she asked.
âNot a bit.â
âMe, Iâm feeling sleepy.â
âYou wonât do in a moment. Iâm in a mood to make you sing!
Every inch of you.â
âThatâs good,â she said. âAnd I think I know what every inch of me is going to sing.â
âWhat?â
She gave a yawn. â Letâs Put Out The Lights And Go To Sleep .â
Junie had a sense of humour but she wasnât generally witty. Her sally was so spontaneous and surprising, possibly as much so to herself as to me, that we got the giggles. We rolled about in utter helplessness until it really did begin to hurt, and even after that our laughter kept resurfacing. I was reminded of the lyric from another song: âYouâve got a sense of humourâ¦and humour is death to romance!â But Mr Berlin had it wrong; or at least in this case he had. Junie was so aroused by our merriment and by the pleasure of her own success, aroused in both its senses, that she sat up and took off her nightdress while I was still wiping away my tears. She slipped down again and I felt her rounded breasts and radiant warmth, both especially glorious on first contact, move in and settle against my chest. I let out a long and well-contented sigh.
âI wish youâd learn to sleep nude.â
âItâs too cold.â
âNot tonight. I think summerâs on the way.â
âBesides. You know I donât like to be looked at.â
âBut thatâs silly. Youâve got a nice body.â
âPodgy.â
âNo. It feels wonderful.â
âIâm glad you think so. You feel good, as well.â
In essence, weâd had this conversation often.
âIn what way do I feel good?â This was, ostensibly, a new inquiry. âExplain why I feel good.â
âYou just do.â
âBut why? I know why you feel good. Youâre all powdery and soft and comfortable.â
âComfortable!â
âLike a peach, with its warm and fragrant bloom. Ripe deliciousness, juicy perfection. I wanna be a wasp!â
Yet the buzz I made was more like that of a bee; and the lip-smacking little nips were probably like those of no insect or animal on earth.
Junie giggled again and feigned alarm at falling prey to so resolute a sucker. Feigned anxiety, too. âBut wonât fruit thatâs ripe and juicy be getting near its sell-by date?â
âNonsense! Never!â
âThatâs not the way I look at things when Iâm walking round Sainsburyâs.â
âAnd not just any fruit!â I insisted. âWerenât you paying attention? I was being specific.â
âYes. I was a lovely, dusted, hothouse peach! I donât mind you being specific.â
âWell, then. Specifically â¦â I began to itemize; the lyric poet might here have slipped away a little but every part I singled out received a fondle and a kiss, and Junie murmured happily with each enjoyable stopover. âWas that specific enough? Well, now itâs your turn,â I said.
âOh, itâs just the overall effect,â she replied. âIâm like the person who says I know what I like but canât really give you all the reasons.â
I didnât need to say that, again, this fell some way short. Miss Martin would not have marked it highly.
âAll right, let me think now⦠Specific reasons?⦠Because youâre exactly like Samson,â she began, âall hard and lean and strong , with lovely broad shoulders and a lovely broad chest and large bicepsâ¦and just the right amount of body