bus?â
âOh, dear,â our other guest of honor said, eyebrows knitting theatrically as he looked up from his magazine. âI do hope it wasnât anything I said.â
What an ass. âDidnât you realize youâd be doing this event together when you wrote that review of her book?â
âOf course,â Potter said. âWhat would that matter?â
I shrugged. âI assumed it would be just ⦠awkward.â
Prudence snorted. âAs you can see, Larryâs not the sensitive type.â
âIf authors canât take criticism,â Potter said, âthey shouldnât be putting their work out there for everyone to read. The same for so-called authorities writing on their subjects. Am I right, Markus?â
Markus shifted uncomfortably. âWell, yes. Reviews are certainly a recognized part of the industry.â
âAre you a published author?â I asked.
âMore of a fan.â
âFan?â
âOh, donât listen to his self-deprecating bullshit.â Prudence the Princess confirmed her potty-mouth. âMarkus is a librarian, as well as a writer in his own right.â
Markus glanced uneasily at Potter, once again engrossed in his magazine. âJust non-fiction. Readers guides and the like.â
âWriters donât exist without readers,â Grace pointed out.
âYour attention, please!â Zoe was standing up in the front of the bus, her hand on Pavlikâs shoulder. Just for balance,
Iâm sure
. âWeâre approaching the station and since weâre running late, Iâd appreciate everyone exiting the bus quickly and moving to the train.â
She broke off and leaned down to look out the window, her breasts practically fwopping against Pavlikâs cheeks.
âOh, thank God,â Zoe said, straightening up and tucking a boob back in. âRosemary has just arrived.â
âOh, thank God,â Laurence Potter echoed, gathering up his briefcase. Then a sigh before the words: âThat woman will be the death of me yet.â
FIVE
âS o whatâs the deal?â I asked Pavlik when I joined him outside the bus.
âHow do you mean?â The sheriff seemed uneasy, like a man who feared he was walking into a trap. âI guess this must be a tourist train. You know, like the wine one in the Napa Valley or that Tootsie railroad in North Carolinaâs High Country.â
I waved away the fact that we were standing in front of something that looked more like a movie set than a train station that actually transported people who needed to reach somewhere. âIn North Carolina, itâs âTweetsie,â not âTootsie,â but I didnât mean that. I was talking about the obvious friction.â
âFriction? Between who?â Pavlik looked even more uncomfortable. And why? After all, I hadnât asked what you get when you rub a sheriff and a conference organizer together.
Instead, I said, âItâs âbetween whom,â I think. Around writers, better get that stuff right. And the âfrictionâ I meant is between Laurence Potter and Rosemary Darlington, of course.â
âOh.â Pavlikâs face relaxed. âI donât have a clue.â
âIt seems to go beyond professional. Larry seems to take Rosemaryâs new book as a personal affront.â
Pavlik was smiling now. ââLarryâ? Are you going to call him that the entire time, just to provoke the man?â
Of course. And Zoe Scarlett will continue to call you âJacobâ in that possessively arch way just to provoke me. Itâs what we do.
I shrugged. âIt seems to be what everybody calls Potter. And besides, from what weâve seen so far, it doesnât look like much is required to provoke him.â
We were following Zoe through the deserted train station. It was then the light dawned on me. âAh, the dragon kimono. I get
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