during the span of more than a decade. âIsnât that a little awkward in your line of work?â
âMy clients understand,â the literary agent said, now with a genuine smile.
âThey understand heâs a nut job,â Prudence cracked out of the corner of her mouth.
âOne that negotiates some of the biggest advances in our industry,â Potter countered.
I glanced at my seat companion in surprise. It was the first time Iâd heard Laurence Potter say anything positive about anyone.
Except himself, of course.
âWell, itâs a pleasure to meet you,â I said to the agent. âAnd your costume is wonderful. Count Andrenyi, the Hungarian diplomat.â
âCostume?â He looked down at the hat in his hand.
Uh-oh. I got a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. âIâm sorry. I just thought ⦠umm, I mean, you look so much like Michael York, who played the role in the, umm â¦â
The man exploded with laughter. âIâm sorry, my dear, but I couldnât help myself.â He held up a badge encased in a plastic sandwich bag. It read, âCarson/Count Andrenyi.â
Oh, thank the Lord. At least the germaphobe had a sense of humor. âSo you
are
playing the count tonight.â
âI am, and apparently Iâve nailed the role.â Carson the agent/count was pleased with himself.
âCarson was originally on Broadway,â the man in the checkered sports jacket said from behind me. âIn fact, we worked together way back when. Rosemary Darlington was in theater, as well.â
âWhat interesting career paths,â I said, meaning it. âActor, agent, writerââ
âA lot of young people come to New York to study theater,â Carson said. âJust as they flock to Los Angeles for the movie industry. Most of us end up doing other things. Only a very few can make a living at acting and even fewer become famous.â
âThatâs not so different to writing,â Markus said. âHow many writers give up their day jobs?â
âMore than should,â Potter observed acerbically.
âThatâs true,â Carson agreed, whether because the reviewer had bolstered the agent a minute before or not. âWriting fiction is, at best, project work. You start one book and hope you have a contract to publish another by the time the first is finished. And that the successor sells once it, too, is published. Nothing like a twice-monthly, automatically deposited payroll check, by any means.â
âEven the best writers have gaps between books,â Grace contributed. âLook at our Rosemary.
Breaking and Entering
came out nearly five years after her last book.â
âIs she one of your clients?â I asked the agent. The more I learned about these bizarre people, God help me, the more I wanted to know.
âNo, but sheâs represented by another agent at my firm, Natanya Sorensen, who was supposed to be here and play countess to my count.â He directed a smile toward me.
I returned it. âYouâre ⦠countess-less, then?â
âNatanya had the sniffles, and I insisted she stay home and take care of herself.â
âGood thing the woman listened,â I heard Prudence mutter. âOr heâd have sealed her up inside a Baggie, too.â
Undaunted by the jibe, Carson continued his train of thought. âIâm afraid Missy was very disappointed.â
âThatâs because sheâs a control freak,â Prudence said.
âThatâs unfair,â Grace protested. âMissyâs worked very hard to put this together for us.â
âI managed events for a large corporation up north,â I said, âand I wouldâve loved to include someone with Missyâs initiative on my staff. Did you know sheâs driving Rosemary Darlington to the train station because the guest of honor didnât want to ride the