please, Isis,â said Colin, helping a toad out of the hole and himself to a finger of Welsh rarebit pie and a Bombay duckâs egg.
âYou should have taken some,â he said to Chloe. âTheyâre very good.â
And then he coughed because he had swallowed by mistake a hedgehog quill that was hidden in one of the delicacies.
Chloe laughed, and her pretty teeth glistened.
âWhat is it?â
He had to turn his back on her to finish choking and, in the end, he managed to stop. Chloe came back with two glasses.
âDrink this,â she said, âitâll make you feel better.â
âThanks,â said Colin. âIs it champagne?â
âItâs a kind of cocktail.â
He swallowed the whole glass and choked again. Chloecouldnât stop laughing. Chick and Alyssum came up. âWhatâs the matter?â asked Chick.
âHe doesnât know how to drink!â said Chloe.
Alyssum tapped him gently on the back and the echo sounded like a Balinese gong. Everybody immediately stopped dancing and went in to dinner.
âThere we are,â said Chick. âNow weâre all quiet. How about putting on something really good? â¦â
He winked at Colin.
âLetâs do the Squint!â suggested Alyssum.
Chick dug through the pile of records near the record-player.
âDance with me, Chick,â Alyssum said to him.
âIâve found something,â said Chick. âLetâs put it on.â
It was a boogie-woogie.
Chloe was waiting.
âYouâre not going to do the Squint to that, are you? â¦â said Colin, horrified.
âWhy not? â¦â asked Chick.
âDonât look at them,â Colin said to Chloe.
He bent down his head and kissed her between the ear and shoulder. She trembled, but did not take her head away.
Colin did not take away his lips either.
Alyssum and Chick, however, gave themselves up, body and soul, to an outstanding display of the Squint â the way the coloured kids do it.
The record soon came to an end. Alyssum broke loose and looked for something to play next, while Chick dropped flat on to the divan in front of Colin and Chloe. He grabbed them by the legs and brought them tumbling down beside him.
âWell, my lambs,â he said, âhaving fun?â
Colin sat up and Chloe snuggled up comfortably beside him.
âSheâs a lovely kid, isnât she?â said Chick.
Chloe smiled. Colin said nothing, but put his arm round Chloeâs shoulders and absent-mindedly began to play with the top button of her dress â which opened down the front.
Alyssum came back.
âMove along, Chick. I want to sit between you and Colin.â
Her choice of record was highly appropriate. It was âChloeâ, arranged by Duke Ellington. Colin nibbled a corner of Chloeâs hair just behind her ear. And murmured, âItâs you. Itâs you!â
And before Chloe could say anything, all the others came back to dance, having realized that it wasnât time for dinner after all.
âOh! â¦â said Chloe. âWhat a pity! â¦â
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âWell, are you going to see her again?â asked Chick.
They were sitting down to Nicholasâs latest creation â pumpkin and walnuts.
âI donât know,â said Colin. âI donât know what to do. Sheâs such a nice girl ⦠Last time, when we were out with Isis, she drank an awful lot of champagne â¦â
âAnd it suited her marvellously,â said Chick. âSheâs extremely pretty. Donât look so miserable! ⦠Guess what I found today? A copy of Heartreâs
Choice Before Eructation
printed on an unperforated toilet roll.â
âFine. But where dâyou get all the money from?â said Colin.
It was Chickâs turn to look glum.
âIt did cost me a lot, but I canât do without it,â he said. âI need Heartre. Iâm