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hope you are well. Everything is fine but, the money runs away like water here. I am doing some singing in taverns but I am not making much so I went to see the Guild of Seamstresses about getting a sewing job and I took along some stitching to show them and you’d be AMAZED , that’s all I can say …
    And another …
    Dear Mother, Some good news at last. Next week they’re holding auditions at the Opera House …
    â€˜What’s opera?’ said Granny Weatherwax.
    â€˜It’s like theatre, with singing,’ said Nanny Ogg.
    â€˜Hah! Theatre ,’ said Granny darkly.
    â€˜Our Nev told me about it. It’s all singing in foreign languages, he said. He couldn’t understand any of it.’
    Granny put down the letters.
    â€˜Yes, but your Nev can’t understand a lot of things. What was he doing at this opera theatre, anyway?’
    â€˜Nicking the lead off the roof.’ Nanny said this quite happily. It wasn’t theft if an Ogg was doing it.
    â€˜Can’t tell much from the letters, except that’s she’s picking up an education,’ said Granny. ‘But it’s a long way to—’
    There was a hesitant knock on the door. It was Shawn Ogg, Nanny’s youngest son and Lancre’s entire civil and public service. Currently he had his postman’s badge on; the Lancre postal service consisted of taking the mailbag off the nail where the coach left it and delivering it to the outlying homesteads when he had a moment, although many citizens were in the habit of going down to the sack and rummaging until they found some mail they liked.
    He touched his helmet respectfully at Granny Weatherwax.
    â€˜Got a lot of letters, Mum,’ he said to Nanny Ogg. ‘Er. They’re all addressed to, er, well … er … you’d better have a look, Mum.’
    Nanny Ogg took the proffered bundle.
    â€˜â€œThe Lancre Witch”,’ she said aloud.
    â€˜That’d be me, then,’ said Granny Weatherwax firmly, and took the letters.
    â€˜Ah. Well, I’d better be going …’ said Nanny, backing towards the door.
    â€˜Can’t imagine why people’d be writing to me,’said Granny, slitting an envelope. ‘Still, I suppose news gets around.’ She focused on the words.
    â€˜â€œDear Witch,”’ she read, ‘“I would just like to say how much I appreciated the Famous Carrot and Oyster Pie recipe. My husband—”’
    Nanny Ogg made it halfway down the path before her boots became, suddenly, too heavy to lift.
    â€˜ Gytha Ogg, you come back here right now! ’
    Agnes tried again. She didn’t really know anyone in Ankh-Morpork and she did need someone to talk to, even if they didn’t listen.
    â€˜I suppose mainly I came because of the witches,’ she said.
    Christine turned, her eyes wide with fascination. So was her mouth. It was like looking at a rather pretty bowling ball.
    â€˜Witches?!’ she breathed.
    â€˜Oh, yes,’ said Agnes wearily. Yes. People were always fascinated by the idea of witches. They should try living around them, she thought.
    â€˜Do they do spells and ride around on broomsticks?!’
    â€˜Oh, yes.’
    â€˜No wonder you ran away!’
    â€˜What? Oh … no … it’s not like that. I mean, they’re not bad . It’s much … worse than that.’
    â€˜Worse than bad?!’
    â€˜They think they know what’s best for everybody.’
    Christine’s forehead wrinkled, as it tended towhen she was contemplating a problem more complex than ‘What is your name?’
    â€˜That doesn’t sound very ba—’
    â€˜They … mess people around. They think that just because they’re right that’s the same as good! It’s not even as though they do any real magic. It’s all fooling people and being clever! They think they can do what they like!’
    The force of the