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having begun my apprenticeship in music just five years back. Now a producer chose my song from a group of twenty-plus that Basil and I’d mostly co-written, claiming it the stuff of hits. But that didn’t justify anyone calling me greedy, not like they could Basil. The cat couldn’t share a stinking thing—not money, not women, not smokes, not booze, not cars, not drugs, not nada . Why the hell would he share the title Creative Genius—whatever that meant: more groupie sex? a solo name-drop in the Chronicle ’s Pink Section or BAM magazine?—even though he’d already taken all but the glamor-light itself with his singing and playing both? People by then were comparing him to stars like Paul Westerberg and Chris Cornell and Sting. Did that matter? Not a stewed red penny. A shadow’s shadow threatened the kid. The shadow itself nigh on crushed him. And the thing that made the shadow, when it came too near, it might as well have been King Kong. We sat there stabbing at our shrimps, hoping the waiter would bring us the check so we could go get drunker than we were.
    And the more I thought, the more seeds of deviance I scraped up. In our high school days, Basil’s grandparents left each year for a three-month tour to Europe or wherever, leaving us to our bashes at their mansion in the hills. It was during their last trip, before his grandpa died, that I got plastered onRainier Ale. I was sixteen years old, shorter and skinnier than I am today, a gawky, graceless runt, for sure, in size five-and-a-half waffle stompers and a Gor-Tex parka stuffed with paraphernalia and drugs, and long, greasy hair, and zits the size of gumballs. Between my having left the party and gained the john, I’d become so drunk that when finally I began to hurl I lost control and shit my pants. And this was no ordinary shitting, either, nothing like a few solid logs you could scrape into the bowl and have done. We were talking about a sloppy, repulsive mess, full of chilidogs and Funyuns and Hostess Apple Pie, to say nothing of all that brew, an honest-to-god shitting if ever a shitting was. Really, I should’ve been proud of that dump, but I was a twerp. It made the Montezuma’s Revenge in some tripper’s shorts look like a painting by Renoir, green and yellow and slimy as it was, running down my legs and the pants at my ankles and even in my boots. To make matters worse—if that were possible—a very special girl had come that night, a little vixen with whom I fancied myself in love. For months I’d been chasing her eye, going so far as to write her a poem she wasted no time laughing at with her friends on the quad. Had I merely barfed, I’d’ve been okay. But I had to go and crap my pants, and that no one could pardon. So there I stood moaning and crying and retching in the shower, and when I called Basil to ask for a pair of trunks, what did he do but burst out cackling. Because that was the kind of guy Basil was. He made buffoonery of your heroics and heroics of your buffoonery. If you told a joke, he made it your inexcusable flaw. You had a flaw, he turned it to a nasty joke. After laughing till he cried, my dear buddy rushed out to the PA for his band. “Hey, everybody!” he yelled at the mike. “Guess what? AJ just crapped his pants!”
    Another time, high on mesc, Basil lit some kid’s hair on fire just because it looked, as Basil said, like it would burn real good .Another time yet he turned me in to the dean after the dean had caught us smoking dope in the bushes behind the portables. I’d run down the hill and got away clean while Basil and the other tard with us stayed put like the dean had said. Basil never knew I was the one who’d slashed his tires the night he fell asleep in his van after banging some girl he’d dragged from The Ivy Room. Basil never found out, either, how I’d filled the lock to his apartment with glue. He was