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Vaselined the entrance. I readied the target by working in one, then two, then three fingers. I was gentle enough not to hurt her and hard enough for her to feel she was being forced. I slid in slow. Then faster. Then jack hammer. I came in her and she came again and again.
    Then she begged to clean off my dick with her mouth, a request that separated the moderately kinky from the truly perverted. She relished the humiliation and moaned drunkenly as she did the deed. “Got to lick my shit off the dirty Jew’s dick,” she chanted like a hammer-swinging member of a chain gang. It was the only pleasant anti-Semitic experience of my life.

7
    Anal sex
    Anal sex in all its forms is either the most disgusting thing you can imagine, and the anus is a place used only for elimination and to be avoided for all and any other purposes—or anal sex has a rightful place in the realm of pleasure, is way out there erotically and is a source of prodigious hedonistic euphoria.
    I’m in the prodigious hedonistic euphoria club.
    Some people, male or female, like the anus touched gently, some like it rough, some not at all. Some like it entered, some like to enter. Some like to lick or suck and some like to be licked and/or sucked. Just choosing one activity doesn’t mean you can’t play another.
    On purpose I skipped a lot of anal antics, the ones with just men, all of them that have to do with cucumbers, zucchinis, fists, and anything with batteries or any that can only be done with a forklift.
    Like oral sex, anal sex is pure sex, total recreational sex. The only thing it has to do with procreation is avoiding it. Many heterosexuals go through their entire lives without doing it or wanting it or thinking about it, and that’s perfectly all right. For them.
    Sodomy is a biblically proscribed act. It’s still illegal—even for husbands and wives—in a dozen states. (Is there a marketing opportunity selling packaged tours to those states to married couples for the purpose of turning their sex into criminal activity they get away with?)
    Anal sex is fundamental because, at the risk of committing a tautology, it’s the fundament. (Fundament means “the anus,” as well as “the founding principle,” “the foundation.”) It’s raw, lascivious, carnal, licentious, lewd, coarse, profane, bawdy, provocative, and wanton.
    For health reasons I suggest you wash thoroughly, use mouthwash or vodka as an antiseptic, go slow in whatever direction you are heading into or is heading into you and avoid anything that smells bad and is obvious hygienic suicide.
    Anal sex is as much about power as it is about sex. All the aphorisms about it show a demarcation of supremacy: “kiss my ass,” “he’s an assfuck,” “he’s an asshole,” “bugger you” (and all its buggerful variations), “I’m not going to bend over and take it up the ass,” “brownnose,” “eat shit,” and “don’t drop the soap.”
    The act physically necessitates submission on the part of the female or male bottom. The bottom has to let go and relax, open up and be taken. It’s a power tool trip—and—here’s the closing pitch for you boys—it is very tight, usually much tighter than a pussy and it feels—if not better than a pussy—then at least different enough to deserve its own brand name. It’s a whole other place to explore when you want to go someplace else on the weekend.
    Many women don’t like it—that’s a fact. On the other hand, most horny sluts come pre-packaged with anal “interest” bundled on their hard drives, and I have always been attracted to horny sluts.
    A few select female gems actually prefer it. They are not only diamonds; they are D-color internally flawless. I have only met a few in my life. The one I remember most, Rochelle, would hustle me through all the preliminaries