soufflé.”
“He is a good cook. But his chili is HOT. It burns going in and burns worse coming out.” Jared strolled in and walked toward the television area.
“Ahem, to continue, the black door down the hallway there leads to the engine room and cockpit. Cockpit…cockpit… I just love that word.” Tommy paused and walked away.
“Cockpit,” he sighed and walked over to the door on the right. “I’m going to get undressed, Jared. I am bushed.”
He peeked back into the room and yelled, “COCKPIT,” then was gone.
Rene walked around in a daze. While it contained items familiar to her, they were all placed in an obvious alien setting. “You know, I have always loved science fiction movies but never thought I’d be in one. This is something I’ll have to write down.
“Okay, so now what?” she asked Jared who was rubbing his stubbed toe and looking around the room.
“Where’s the damn remote? We always lose the remote for the Celestial vision. I missed the Uranus playoffs, and now I’m going to miss the Big Bang Game. This sucks!” Jared shrugged and faced Rene. “Take your clothes off.” 40
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“Excuse me?” Rene’s eyes opened wide.
“Get naked.” Jared made those obnoxious quotes with his fingers like Tommy had earlier.
“For space travel we need to be naked so we don’t get all tangled in our clothing when we sleep,” Jared continued.
“Ohhhhh, so, um, what do we wear instead?”
“Ummmm…nothing.” Jared began to unbutton his shirt.
“So to travel in space we need to be naked?” Rene began to undress while talking.
“Are you sure you’re not a blonde? I said we travel naked, nude, bare, unclothed, in our birthday suits.”
“Oh, shut up, it’s just weird. I never saw any of the shuttle missions in the nude. Of course most of those people look better clothed.” Rene shuddered at the thought of middle-aged naked astronauts.
“Well they travel around a little. They don’t have to travel asleep for a prolonged time like we will be. The sleep chamber just makes the trip a helluva lot easier to take.
Four weeks is four weeks, no matter how you look at it.” Jared kicked off his shoes and socks then wiggled his toes. He looked down on the stubbed one and frowned.
“Where’s Tommy?” Rene looked to the door just in time to see Tommy leap inside.
“What do you think?” Tommy stood, posing in a tiny pair of fuzzy, leopard-colored underwear.
It left little to Rene’s imagination. Jared and Tommy had one large thing in common. She was amazed he could fit everything into the underwear that reminded her of her own fuck-me undies.
“What do we have to eat? I’m hungry,” Jared said rubbing his eyes. He was undressing and Rene was watching her favorite program, Beef TV .
“Me, too,” Rene said, looking down at Jared’s large cock. “You have any wieners?” 41
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“Yeah, I’ve got a foot long one right here.” Jared motioned in typical male fashion to his cock.
“Damn, I wish I could just get laid and relax.” Rene sat there, eyes open realizing she was speaking instead of thinking.
“Me, too,” Jared piped in.
“Oh, brother,” Tommy mused. “You two have a one-track mind.” He slid his underwear off and shot them across the room like a rubber band.
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Rene was still, glancing side to side. Her eyes looked downward, drawn to their cocks as though they contained eye-attracting magnets. To her, if she had to wait four weeks and not get laid again for who knows how long, well, what the hell.
“So, um, guys?” Rene wanted to be tactful. “What about you two? Don’t you ever, you know? You guys want to, um, well the three of us, um…” Acting stupid, the two guys stood naked, semi-erect and torturing Rene to say the words she longed to speak.
“Can we fuck?”
“Fuck? You mean like real humans do?” Jared smiled at first then wiggled his eyebrows.
“No, like koala bears do.”
“That’s a weird thought.