As a matter of fact, if Maggie hadnât recently saved Faithâs life in what she still considered a moment of insanity, the two women would meet only when it was impossible for them to keep their distance. Like at conferences, and the annual Toland Books Christmas party.
âOh, I just had a thought. Are you going to continue Kirkâs Christmas bashes, Bernie?â she asked, thinking unfondly of Bernieâs recently deceased ex-husband. Hell, heâd come within a hair of becoming deceased in her own apartment . . . a fact Maggie tried not to dwell on.
âNo, no more parties. Weâre still in negotiations over the sexual harassment suit last yearâs Santa brought against us,â Bernie said, pushing her hands through her wild, flaming mop of expensively cut and colored hair.
âAgainst you, you mean,â Maggie pointed out, grinning.
âHey, a stripping Santa should be prepared for the occasional grope. Weâre sending out hams to everybody. Legal suggested it. Damn!â
Bernie reached into her bag yet again, this time coming out with her cell phone, which she held at armâs length so that she could read the caller ID, because she might still look mid-thirties, but the illusion had yet to notify her eyes of that fact. âFelicity. Sure, like I have a death wish,â she said, dropping the phone back into the purse. âYou know, now that I think of it, sheâll probably call here next, if she hasnât already. I had to tell the office where I was going, just in case my battery died. Weâre in the middle of a three-day auction for some nonfiction about global warming, or maybe itâs that shrinking rain forest business? Some hot-button topic. Anyway, Felicity might call here.â
âHere? Oh, thanks, Bernie. Remind me that youâre getting coal in your stocking this year,â Maggie said as, sure enough, her phone began to ring, at just about the same moment Maggie changed her mind, thinking it might be fun to talk to poor de- Times âd Faith.
âLet the machine pick up.â
âOh, I donât think so. Iâve been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time. Besides, sheâs being nice to me lately. Thatâs gotta stopâsheâs so fake and sugary she makes my teeth hurt. Ready?â She waggled her eyebrows at Bernie, and then snatched up the phone, smiling as she looked at the caller ID. âHel-l-l-o-o-o?â She grinned at Bernie. âOh, hi, Faith, how are you? Really? Oh, my gosh, Faith, homicidal is never good. You want to know if Bernieâs here?â
Bernie reached for the table lamp beside her and lifted it threateningly. With most anyone, that would be a threatening gesture, but thatâs all it would be. Bernie was another matter, and Maggie really did like that lamp.
âNo, Bernieâs not here. We just got back from England yesterday morning on the red-eye, you know. Sheâs probably at home, catching up on her sleep. Did you try her there? Oh, okay. Gee, Faith, you sound a little . . . agitated. Is something wrong? Can I help? I mean, anything I can do, you know that.â
âYouâve got a mean streak, Maggie Kelly,â Bernie whispered, replacing the lamp. âI love itânow quit while youâre ahead.â
Maggie put her finger to her lips, and then held the receiver with both hands as Faith spilled her tale of woe. âOh, man, Faith, that sucks,â she said at last, dancing in place. âOnly three weeks? Wow.â It was time to plant a seed in the fertile soil of Faithâs insecurities. âSo, heyâyouâre afraid Bernieâs maybe going to drop you?â
Bernie groaned and buried her head in her hands.
âKnow something? Me? No, of course I donât know anything, Faith. Donât be ridiculous. My goodness, youâre a major talent. Some people would say youâve had a good run, and you should maybe just