lightning strikes. And you have an unbelievable tale delivered in one beauteous blow and are never so blessed again.
And here's how the lightning struck.
I had been hard at it with harpoon and typewriter for three hours out at Courtown House when the telephone rang. John, Ricki, and I had gathered for lunch and another try at trapping the pale flesh of the great Beast. We looked up, glad for the interruption.
John seized the phone, listened, and gave a great gasping cry.
"Well, I'll be goddamned!"
Each word was exquisitely pronounced—no, not pronounced: yelled—into the telephone.
"Well, I'll be absolutely and completely goddamned!"
It seemed that John had to shout all the way to New York City and beyond. Now, gripping the phone, he looked out across the green meadows in December light as if somehow, too, he might stare long distance at that man he was yelling at so far away,
"Tom, is it really vow?" he cried.
The phone buzzed: yes, it was really Tom.
John held the phone down and shouted the same way at Ricki, at the far end of the dining room table. I sat between, half buttering my toast.
"It's Tom Hurley, calling from Hollywood!"
Ricki gave him one of her elusive, haunted smiles and looked down again at her scrambled eggs.
"Well, for God's sake, Tom!" said John. "What are you up to? What are you doing?"
The phone buzzed.
"Uh-huh," said John, emphatically, listening. "Uh-huh! Uh-huh!" He nodded. "Good, Tom. Fine, Fine. Lisa, yes, I remember Lisa. Lovely girl. When? Well, that's wonderful, Tom, for both of you!"
The telephone talked for a long moment. John looked at me and winked.
"Well, it's the hunt season here, Tom, yes, great fox-hunting country. Ireland's the best in the world. Fine jumps, Tom, you'd love it!"
Ricki looked up again at this. John glanced away from her, out at the swelling green hills.
"It's the loveliest land in creation, Tom. I'm going to live here forever!"
Ricki started eating rapidly, looking down.
"They have great horses here, Tom," said John. "And you know horses better than I do. Well, you ought to come over and just lay your eyes on the beauties!"
I heard the voice on the phone say it wished it could.
John gazed at the green fields. "I'm riding with the Waterford Hunt Thursday, Tom. What the hell . . . hell, why don't you just fly over to hunt with me?"
The voice on the phone laughed.
Ricki let her fork drop. "Christ," she muttered. "Here it comes!''
John ignored her, gazed at the hills and said:
"I mean it, be our houseguest, bring Lisa too!"
The voice on the phone laughed, not so loud this time.
"Tom, look," John pursued, "I need to buy one or two more horses to race or maybe breed, you could help me pick. Or—"
John stared out the window. Beyond, a hound trotted by on the green field. John sat up suddenly, as if the animal were inspiration.
"Tom, I've just got the damnedest wildest idea. Listen, you do want to bring Lisa along, yes? Okay, pile her into a plane tomorrow, fly to Shannon—Shannon, Tom—and I'll come to Shannon myself to drive you here to Kilcock. But listen, Tom, after you've been here a week we'll have a hunt wedding\"
I heard the voice on the phone say, "What?"
"Haven't you ever heard of a hunt wedding, Tom?" cried John exuberantly. He stood up now and put one foot on the chair and leaned toward the window to see if the hound was still trotting across the field. "Tom, it's just the best damn kind of wedding for a man like you and a woman like Lisa. She rides, doesn't she? And sits a horse well, as I recall. Well, then, damn it, think how it would be, Tom! You're getting married anyway, so why not you two pagans here in Catholic Ireland? Out here at my place ..." He cast a quick glance at Ricki. "Our place. We'd call in every horse in ninety miles around and every decent hunter, and the lovely hounds, the loveliest hounds and bitches you ever saw, Tom, and everyone in their pink coats—what color, Tom—and the women in great-fitting black
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