annoyed their mother, who had no liking for Scarlett.
âIt will serve you right if that sly piece does accept one of you,â she said. âOr maybe sheâll accept both of you, and then youâll have to move to Utah, if the Mormonsâll have youâwhich I doubtâ¦. All that bothers me is that some one of these days youâre both going to get lickered up and jealous of each other about that two-faced, little, green-eyed baggage, and youâll shoot each other. But that might not be a bad idea either.â
Since the day of the speaking, Stuart had beenuncomfortable in Indiaâs presence. Not that India ever reproached him or even indicated by look or gesture that she was aware of his abruptly changed allegiance. She was too much of a lady. But Stuart felt guilty and ill at ease with her. He knew he had made India love him and he knew that she still loved him and, deep in his heart, he had the feeling that he had not played the gentleman. He still liked her tremendously and respected her for her cool good breeding, her book learning and all the sterling qualities she possessed. But, damn it, she was just so pallid and uninteresting and always the same, beside Scarlettâs bright and changeable charm. You always knew where you stood with India and you never had the slightest notion with Scarlett. That was enough to drive a man to distraction, but it had its charm.
âWell, letâs go over to Cade Calvertâs and have supper. Scarlett said Cathleen was home from Charleston. Maybe sheâll have some news about Fort Sumter that we havenât heard.â
âNot Cathleen. Iâll lay you two to one she didnât even know the fort was out there in the harbor, much less that it was full of Yankees until we shelled them out. All sheâll know about is the balls she went to and the beaux she collected.â
âWell, itâs fun to hear her gabble. And itâll be somewhere to hide out till Ma has gone to bed.â
âWell, hell! I like Cathleen and she is fun and Iâd like to hear about Caro Rhett and the rest of the Charleston folks; but Iâm damned if I can stand sitting through another meal with that Yankee stepmother of hers.â
âDonât be too hard on her, Stuart. She means well.â
âIâm not being hard on her. I feel sorry for her, but I donât like people Iâve got to feel sorry for. And she fussesaround so much, trying to do the right thing and make you feel at home, that she always manages to say and do just exactly the wrong thing. She gives me the fidgets! And she thinks Southerners are wild barbarians. She even told Ma so. Sheâs afraid of Southerners. Whenever weâre there she always looks scared to death. She reminds me of a skinny hen perched on a chair, her eyes kind of bright and blank and scared, all ready to flap and squawk at the slightest move anybody makes.â
âWell, you canât blame her. You did shoot Cade in the leg.â
âWell, I was lickered up or I wouldnât have done it,â said Stuart. âAnd Cade never had any hard feelings. Neither did Cathleen or Raiford or Mr. Calvert. It was just that Yankee stepmother who squalled and said I was a wild barbarian and decent people werenât safe around uncivilized Southerners.â
âWell, you canât blame her. Sheâs a Yankee and ainât got very good manners; and, after all, you did shoot him and he is her stepson.â
âWell, hell! Thatâs no excuse for insulting me! You are Maâs own blood son, but did she take on that time Tony Fontaine shot you in the leg? No, she just sent for old Doc Fontaine to dress it and asked the doctor what ailed Tonyâs aim. Said she guessed licker was spoiling his marksmanship. Remember how mad that made Tony?â
Both boys yelled with laughter.
âMaâs a card!â said Brent with loving approval. âYou can always count on her