tag read, Bailey.
The open door revealed an elaborate warren of doors and concrete-block walls. The light in here was dimmer, and there was a lot more noiseâthe sound of many people at work doing many things. Officer Bailey led Ethan to a long metal bench. âHave a seat,â he said. âThis will take awhile.â
âNathan, I havenât seen you in what, a week?â Vince said. âYou been on vacation?â
âI took the kids to see Mickey down in Florida,â Bailey said. âFifty thousand screaming tourists. Iâm back to take a vacation from my vacation.â
The small talk went on for twenty minutes as Ethan sat on his bench, crossing and re-crossing his legs as he tried to find a comfortable posture. Nothing seemed to work. By the time he was called up to the tall desk, the bench had filled with five more men in handcuffs. They all looked way tougher than he, and none of them had pissed their pants.
Officer Bailey gripped Ethanâs biceps and helped him to his feet. âSometimes balance is a little hard when you donât have your hands.â
âOkay,â Officer Vince said, âI know that youâre on the record not wanting to answer any questions, and thatâs fine, but these are just for informationâs sake. Nothing about the charges against you.â
Ethan gave his name (again) and his address (again). No, he didnât have any medical conditions, and no, he was not on any prescriptions. No, he was not addicted to any drugs, and no, he wasnât intoxicatedâas if they wouldnât find that out for themselves. And finally, no, he was not experiencing suicidal ideations. He wondered what percentage of the people Vince processed had any idea what that term even meant.
Officer Bailey donned a pair of black latex gloves and Ethan stood still as the cop rummaged through his pockets yet another time. Theyâd already stripped him of everything out at the scene of the attack, and he didnât wear any jewelry. Bailey unfastened Ethanâs belt and pulled it free of the loops. He wrapped the leather strip around his fist to make a loop, and then stuffed the loop into a plastic bag that was then inserted into the other plastic bag that contained his stuff.
Officer Bailey left after that, handing Ethan off to a towering cop whose name tag read Taylor, and who his colleagues called Bob. âPromise me youâre not going to be a problem,â Officer Taylor said.
Ethan didnât answer because he didnât think the cop needed one. He allowed himself to be led farther down the concrete hallway. Next came the mug shotâfull-face and profileâfollowed by fingerprinting. Ethan was surprised that they did the printing behind his back while he was still cuffed, manipulating his fingers one at a time while instructing him which digits to extend. How big a risk did they think he was?
âYouâre doing fine, Ethan,â Taylor said. They turned left and were buzzed through another door. The room was small, maybe ten by ten feet, and it smelled wet. An industrial-looking Dutch door dominated the left wall, heavy metal, with a panel at the top that swung away from Ethan, exposing bank-teller bars that had a half-moon slot along its lower edge. Another cop stood on the other side. He looked unhappy.
âRemember your promise not to be a problem,â Officer Taylor said. He moved behind Ethan and fumbled with the handcuffs. âJust hold still.â
Ethan didnât bother mentioning that he had never promised anything, though he had no intention of fighting anyone. As the handcuffs fell away, he brought his hands around to the front and rubbed his wrists. The bracelets had left red grooves in his skin.
âNow we need you to take your clothes off.â
Ethanâs guts stiffened. âExcuse me?â
âGet naked,â said the guy behind the bars.
âWhy?â
âEvery new guest gets a