Iâm an unrefined sort of female, and unused to such attentions. The only time I can sit still is when Iâm writing.â
âThatâs very true,â seconded Maggie. âWhen sheâs not at her desk, she dances around like a child denied a trip to the privy.â
Madame Hortense huffed and tugged her hand from Eleanorâs. She edged backward. Clearly, she needed further assuaging.
âWhen I learned that I would need to disguise myself as a man,â Eleanor continued, âI came straight to the Imperial. Not simply because I knew Maggie but because I knew that, of all the cosmetic artists in the whole of this city, no one could possibly match you in skill. The work you did in creating that demon for Maggieâs Curse of the Midnight Prince stole my breath. I was convinced that an actual demon trod upon the boards, not an actor. Half the women in the audience wanted to flee in terror.â
Madame Hortense pressed her lips together, but a flush of gratification spread across her cheeks.
âAnd,â Eleanor went on, âyour ability in transforming women into men for breeches parts . . .â She shook her head. âHad I not looked in the program and seen the actressesâ names, I would have demanded physical proof that they were indeed female.â
For a moment, Madame Hortense did not move or speak. But then she slowly nodded. âItâs true. I am the best.â
âThen please, I beg of you, forgive me and continue on with your excellent work.â
The woman sniffed. Then she moved back to where Eleanor sat in front of a lighted mirror and proceeded to tug her hair into ruthless submission. Madame Hortense shoved more and more pins into her hairâÂsheâd look like a shedding hedgehog later when the pins were removedâÂand Maggie sent Eleanor a tiny glance of approval.
As Eleanor submitted to more of the makeup artistâs attentions, Maggie suddenly asked, âWhy?â
âWhy what?â
âWhy would Lord Ashford approach you and offer to have you accompany him on his nightly escapades, for the strict purpose of you writing about him? There are some aristos who seem to enjoy the attention, but Ashford doesnât strike me as one of them.â
âNor me,â Eleanor answered. âIâve been going over and over it, and I still havenât come up with a logical answer.â She winced as Madame Hortense jabbed another pin into her scalp. âI cannot figure what the benefit is to him. Heâs got an agendaâÂIâd bet my printing press on it.â
âIs it wise, then, to accept his proposal?â
âNo,â Eleanor answered bluntly. âBut opportunities like this donât simply stride into my office in their polished Hessians every day. Nothingâs stopping him from going to The Well-ÂInformed Londoner or Pauleyâs Miscellany .â Her two biggest competitors would relish the chance to write an in-Âdepth series about one of the countryâs most eligible and notorious bachelors. âIf I pass up the chance, I may as well bid a fond farewell to my paper and take up some truly degrading work, like writing burlettas.â
Smiling, Maggie made a rude noise, accompanied by an equally crude hand gesture. Still, concern edged her voice as she pressed, âYou will be careful, wonât you? I know his type. Theyâre as trustworthy as adders.â
âI will be at all times on my guard.â Eleanor fought to keep still as Madame Hortense stretched some kind of very fine net over her hair, containing the whole of it.
âAnd donât fall victim to his seductions, either,â Maggie added.
Eleanor laughed. The idea was ludicrous.
From working on her own paper, Eleanor had been provided ample evidence that associations between noblemen and commoner women seldomâÂif everâÂdid well. Numerous females had been left with babes in