to make me wish I had some excuse to leave the cafeteria.
âSo, I was reading last night,â Kristen begins, and my head shoots up, eyes wide. Sheâs totally winging it and that never goes well for her. I do the only thing I know to save her from herself. I guess itâs true what they say: old habits die hard.
âDid you pick up the new Cosmo ?â
She stops cold and glares at me. âVery funny.â
Rock looks at Kristen with obvious interest. âWhat were you reading?â
âWell, I have a list of books I want to read before I die and, trust me, that list is long. Really long.â
I close my eyes, cringing inside. The only list Kristenâs ever made was when she inventoried her shoe collection by designer. And a book list? Please .
âImpressive,â Rock says, grinning.
Whatâs impressive is Kristenâs ease when sheâs lying about something so foreign to her. I mean, she might as well have made a list of the top ten economically impoverished countries in the world.
âSo what book was it?â Rock asks again.
â David Copperfield ,â she says, a proud grin spread across her beautiful face.
âCharles Dickens at his best,â Rock says appreciatively. I can tell by the look on his face he thinks heâs hit pay dirt with Kristen. Beauty and brains donât often come together so seamlessly. If what she was saying were true, heâd be right. Honestly, Kristen is smarter than me in lots of ways. I donât know another human being who can mentally calculate the price of a clearance item thatâs been marked down eight times. But when it comes to academics, sheâs more of a do-what-it-takes-to-get-by kind of girl.
âIt was the first book on my list. I mean, who doesnât love magic?â she asks proudly.
Oh no. No, no, no. I shake my head at her as discreetly as possible.
Rock stares at her, sandwich in hand. âCome again?â
I fix my eyes on Kristen, but she stubbornly ignores me by giving Rock her undivided attention. Fine, I think. Let her hang herself.
âWell, you have to agree that David Copperfield is one of the most talented magicians in America. Right?â Kristen asks, eyes finally darting my direction. When she sees the look on my face, she realizes sheâs made a mammoth mistake.
Shaking his head, Rock laughs. âGirl, youâre funny. Seriously funny.â
She laughs nervously, looking at me with panicky eyes before turning her baby blues back on Rock. âGotcha,â she exclaims, and grabs his arm playfully.
Without hesitating, I jump in to save her. Talk about selfless love. âKristenâs always been interested in Charles Dickens and since David Copperfield is considered his most autobiographical novel, it makes sense sheâd choose that book first.â
âExactly,â Kristen says with a whoosh of relief. âWhat better way to get in old Charlieâs head than to read David Copperfield ?â
Rock smiles at me and then back at Kristen. âYouâre full of surprises, Kristen.â
A wide, self-satisfied smile spreads across her face.
Like she didnât just nearly destroy her chances with Rock.
Like I hadnât just saved her from herself. Again.
Watching Rock eye Kristen like a starving man staring down a juicy steak is enough to make me lose my appetite.
This is going to be the longest year of my life.
âIf I hadnât been there, youâd have been sunk,â I say to Kristen from the passenger seat on the way home.
âIâve already asked you to help me,â she says with her signature sarcasm.
âI never said I would.â
Kristen casts me a sideways glance, skepticism contorting her striking face. âDo you like him?â she asks.
âWho? R-Rock?â I stutter, keeping my eyes glued straight ahead and praying she doesnât notice the flush spreading up my neck. âNo way. Heâs all