Don't Put That in There!

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Authors: Aaron E. Dr. Carroll, Rachel C. Dr. Vreeman
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ejaculation seems inevitable.
    Additionally, some drugs are associated with a higher rate of dry orgasm. Studies of certain drugs, like alpha-adrenergic blockers, used for benign prostatic hyperplasia, can lead to dry orgasms.
    So the bottom line is that dry orgasms aren’t impossible. This doesn’t mean they are common. It also doesn’t mean you should ignore them. As you would probably guess, men who suffer from orgasm without ejaculation often have a harder time fathering a child.
    There are some reports of men who have trained themselves to prevent ejaculation with orgasm willingly and actively. Supposedly they have practiced stopping their urine midflow and strengthening the muscles that block fluid emission from the penis. Theoretically they can voluntarily stop ejaculation as they reach the “point of no return,” allowing them to feel an orgasm without the accompanying release of semen.
    But such reports do not appear in the medical literature (at least not where we can find them). So while we declare dry orgasm absolutely not impossible, it does seem unlikely—or at least really difficult—for men to stop ejaculating at will.

 
    You’re Going to Break That Boner!
    Just in case you haven’t figured it out, a boner is not made of bone. A penis can get really hard, but that’s due to its filling with blood. There are no bones involved. Does that mean you cannot break it? No.
    Breaking your penis is so horrible to contemplate that it’s even difficult to discuss. It sounds so terrible and painful that many just assume that it’s impossible. And when it’s flaccid, the penis is so obviously flexible and malleable that it seems almost inconceivable that it could snap. But penile fractures are real and, hard as it may be (sorry), we’re going to tell you all about them.
    We’re not saying they are common, mind you. A paper reviewing six years of data in a hospital in Canada found thirty-four cases, eight of which also had damage to the urethra (the tube fluid exits from). About three-quarters of the reported cases happened during some form of intercourse. The penis must have snagged on something instead of going where it should have, it bent, and it broke. Another study, in Spain, found twenty-four cases over twenty years. Almost all of them occurred during sex. In the other cases, the cause was “penile manipulation.” We’ll leave that to your imagination.
    Enough jokes. A penis breaking is rare (only about 1 in every 175,000 hospitalizations), but it’s very serious. Most times, the men, and whoever might be with them, hear a popping sound, and feel something terrible when the penis bends and fractures. Immediate swelling, pain, and obvious deformities are usually present.
    Most broken penises need surgery to fix them. Clots need to be removed, and sometimes the urethra needs to be repaired. After that, it’s a period of “rest” when erections and activity is most certainly to be avoided. (Let your broken penis heal, people!) If they are cared for promptly, and instructions are followed, the vast majority of men go on to have normal lives after the incident.
    Unfortunately, sometimes embarrassment or social norms prevent men from seeking prompt medical attention. That can significantly worsen the chances of a full recovery. If you think you’ve broken your penis—and we suspect you’ll know—call 911 and get help immediately. You’ll thank us later.

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