bisected by a weed-free crazy paving path and inhabited by several ugly-but-cute garden gnomes.
âIf you want to light up a coffin nail, youâd better do it now â because weâll not be smoking once weâre inside,â Woodend said to his sergeant.
Paniatowski nodded. âI was aware of that, sir.â
And so she was. She knew from experience that Woodend would never smoke in a house that was in mourning, nor allow any of his subordinates to smoke either. She didnât understand why this should be so â especially since everybody else â friends and relatives alike â would probably be puffing away like chimneys themselves. Even so, she never objected. Woodend was a boss who imposed very few restrictions on her actions, and when he did put one in place, it would have seemed unreasonable to question it.
Woodend himself was not entirely sure why he should see not smoking as a mark of respect. Possibly it was something his old dad had once told him, and though he had now forgotten the occasion â if occasion there had been â the lesson had sunk in. Now, it was like an instinct to him â and his whole career had been built on having a healthy respect for his instincts.
They lit up their cigarettes. âNice house,â Woodend said. âCared for. Do you think thatâs due to him or her?â
âHim,â Paniatowski said definitely.
âIs that just a gut feelinâ?â Woodend asked.
Paniatowski shook her head. âAll the way down to the morgue, Mrs Pugh was coming up with all the reasons why her husband wouldnât have killed himself â and at least three or four of them related to the house. Apparently, he was looking forward to turning the little back bedroom into a nursery for the baby. Couldnât wait to get started on the job, according to Mrs Pugh. âSo why would he kill himself, when he had so many plans?â she kept asking me.â
âAnd now we know he didnât â but weâre not allowed to tell her that,â Woodend said grimly.
The woman who answered their knock at the front door wore her hair in a tight perm, and was dressed in a plain, hard-wearing twin set. She looked perhaps a few years older than Mrs Pugh, but bore a strong resemblance to her.
âIâm Mrs Rogers, Mrs Pughâs sister,â she explained, after Woodend had shown her his warrant card, and sheâd spent nearly a minute examining it. âWhat do you want?â
âWeâd like to speak to Mrs Pugh.â Woodend told her âIs she here?â
âOur Maryâs in the lounge,â Mrs Rogers.
âThen if you donât mind â¦â Woodend said, taking a step forward.
Mrs Rogers shifted position so she was blocking the doorway completely. âOur Maryâs in the lounge,â she repeated, âbut sheâs still very upset, and I donât think itâs a good idea for her to see
anybody
at the moment.â
âWe only want to ask her a few simple
questions,â Paniatowski said, wheedlingly.
âWhy should you want to ask her any questions at all â simple or otherwise?â Mrs Rogers countered.
âI rather think thatâs a matter we should be discussinâ with her rather than you,â Woodend said firmly though not unpleasantly.
âMy sisterâs husband went out last night and topped himself, leaving her alone to cope with her unborn child,â Mrs Rogers replied. âYou know it, and I know it. In fact, the whole bloody world knows it â because itâs been on the bloody wireless for everybody
to
hear â so donât you think that should be an end of it?â
âWhoâs there?â called a cracked voice from beyond the hallway.
âItâs nobody,â Mrs Rogers replied, over her shoulder.
âItâs the police, isnât it?â
âDonât you go worryinâ your head about who it is, our Mary.
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