ABBOTT.
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P.S. I know Iâm not to expect any letters in return, and Iâve been warned not to bother you with questions, but tell me, Daddy, just this onceâare you awfully old or just a little old? And are you perfectly bald or just a little bald? It is very difficult thinking about you in the abstract like a theorem in geometry.
Given a tall rich man who hates girls, but is very generous to one quite impertinent girl, what does he look like?
R.S.V.P.
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December 19th.
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs,
You never answered my question and it was very important.
ARE YOU BALD?
I have it planned exactly what you look likeâvery satisfactorilyâuntil I reach the top of your head, and then I am stuck. I canât decide whether you have white hair or black hair or sort of sprinkly gray hair or maybe none at all.
Here is your portrait:
But the problem is, shall I add some hair?
Would you like to know what color your eyes are? Theyâre gray, and your eyebrows stick out like a porch roof (beetling, theyâre called in novels) and your mouth is a straight line with a tendency to turn down at the corners. Oh, you see, I know! Youâre a snappy old thing with a temper.
(Chapel bell.)
9.45 P.M.
I have a new unbreakable rule: never, never to study at night no matter how many written reviews are coming in the morning. Instead, I read just plain booksâI have to, you know, because there are eighteen blank years behind me. You wouldnât believe, Daddy, what an abyss of ignorance my mind is; I am just realizing the depths myself. The things that most girls with a properly assorted family and a home and friends and a library know by absorption, I have never heard of. For example:
I never read âMother Gooseâ or âDavid Copperfieldâ or âIvanhoeâ or âCinderellaâ or âBlue Beardâ or âRobinson Crusoeâ or âJane Eyreâ or âAlice in Wonderlandâ or a word of Rudyard Kipling. 5 I didnât know that Henry the Eighth 6 was married more than once or that Shelley 7 was a poet. I didnât know that people used to be monkeys and that the Garden of Eden was a beautiful myth. I didnât know that R.L.S. stood for Robert Louis Stevenson 8 or that George Eliot 9 was a lady. I had never seen a picture of the âMona Lisaâ 10 and (itâs true but you wonât believe it) I had never heard of Sherlock Holmes. 11
Now, I know all of these things and a lot of others besides, but you can see how much I need to catch up. And oh, but itâs fun! I look forward all day to evening, and then I put an âengagedâ on the door and get into my nice red bath robe and furry slippers and pile all the cushions behind me on the couch and light the brass student lamp at my elbow, and read and read and read. One book isnât enough. I have four going at once. Just now, theyâre Tennysonâs poems 12 and âVanity Fairâ 13 and Kiplingâs âPlain Talesâ 14 andâdonât laughââLittle Women.â 15 I find that I am the only girl in college who wasnât brought up on âLittle Women.â I havenât told anybody though (that would stamp me as queer). I just quietly went and bought it with $1.12 of my last monthâs allowance; and the next time somebody mentions pickled limes, 16 Iâll know what she is talking about!
(Ten oâclock bell. This is a very interrupted letter.)
Saturday.
Sir,
I have the honor to report fresh explorations in the field of geometry. On Friday last we abandoned our former works in parallelopipeds and proceeded to truncated prisms. We are finding the road rough and very uphill.
Sunday.
The Christmas holidays begin next week and the trunks are up. The corridors are so cluttered that you can hardly get through, and everybody is so bubbling over with excitement that studying is getting left out. Iâm going to have a beautiful time