entire time Iâve been here,â Edward said.
âFuck you, Forrester.â
âNo, thanks.â
âThat is not what I meant, damn it, and you know that.â
âI donât know anything about you, Logan, except you are an incredible pain in the ass,â Edward said.
âIf you canât work civilly with Marshal Forrester, then you may need off this case,â Pearson said.
âIâve been on this case from the beginning.â
âWe want the Americans to help us find and contain our vampires.â
âWe donât need some cowboy cop from the States to help us do our jobs,â Logan said.
âIâll take all the help we can get. These vampires are killing innocent people, Logan, and all you can do is pick at Ted,â Sheridan said.
âSo itâs Ted now, is it?â
I suddenly had a clue: Logan liked Sheridan, God help us and her. She had reacted to Edward in such a way that Logan thought Sheridan liked Ted. We never really leave junior high and that he-likes-the-girl-who-likes-someone-else game, or reverse the sexes and get the same story. I wasnât a hundred percent sure I was right, but it was worth a try.
âHow long have you been in Ireland?â I asked.
âA week.â
âDonna and the kids must be missing you.â
âIâm missing them, too.â
âShe must be frantic having you gone in the middle of all the wedding planning.â
âOur wedding is just about finalized. Itâs your wedding thatâs taking forever to plan.â
âThe wedding has gotten huge,â I said, and felt that familiar tightening of my stomach whenever I let myself think too hard about the size of the guest list.
âLooks like youâll be my best man before I get to be yours, at this rate.â
âWait. Did you say that Blake is going to be your best man?â
âYep,â Edward said, trying to get back into Ted-space, and failing worse than Iâd ever seen him before. He was usually the master of disguise, but something about Logan just threw the hell out of his usual suave self.
âAnd your fiancée isnât bothered by Blake being in your wedding?â
âDonna encouraged it.â
âWell, you know what they say: all the good ones are taken,â Sheridan said, which meant she hadnât been subtle about being attracted to Edward. He was five-eight, blond, blue-eyed, naturally slender but in great shape, and if you went by the reaction from other women, very attractive. I didnât see it, but then heâd threatened to torture or kill me, which put a real damper on me seeing him as cute. Now we were so close as friends that it was almost an incest taboo.
I tried to swipe for more pictures on the computer, but we were done. âThis canât be all the pictures, Ted.â
âItâs not, but itâs the ones theyâll let me share with you.â
âGentlemen and lady, are you really that prejudiced against my psychic gift?â
âItâs nothing personal, Blake,â Pearson said.
âThe hell itâs not.â
âThe hell it is,â he said, and then he seemed to think about what heâd just said. âIâm having one of those flashbacks to that American cartoon where itâs always duck season and never rabbit season.â
âYouâre hunting vampires; my necromancy could help you do that.â
âThe dead do not walk in Ireland, except as ghosts, Marshal Blake.â
âBullshit, and you know it. You have a vampire problem.â
âWe concede that,â he said.
âThen let Anita come in and help me help you,â Edward said.
âSorry, Forrester, and no insult meant to Blake here, but necromancy doesnât work here.â
âIs it outlawed?â I asked.
âNo, not exactly.â
âIreland is supposed to be one of the most magically tolerant countries in the world. Iâm
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