not.â
âWhy?â
âIâve told you this before. All the child vampires go crazy eventually. Jean-Claude says that some of them go nuts immediately after rising from the dead. They just never adjust to it.â
We had a couple of child vamps that weâd inherited from Europe. They were both constant reminders of why it was a bad idea.
âAt least Bartolome is old enough for everything to function like a grown-up,â Micah said.
âYeah, but he still looks eleven to twelve, a young twelve.â
âValentina is worse,â he said.
I nodded. âFive to seven years old forever.â
âHer mind isnât the mind of a child,â he said.
âJust her body. I know.â
âI know the other vampires killed the one who made Valentina, but it didnât really save her,â he said.
I took his hand in mine and said, âI really hope that sheâs the youngest vamp I ever meet.â
âSheâs older than Jean-Claude.â
âHer body isnât,â I said.
I prayed that the vampires in Ireland were just female with small bite radiuses. I prayed that no one was creating more child vampires, because if any vampires were damned, it was them. Please, God, no more.
2
W HEN WE WOKE for the night, Jean-Claude informed me that there had always been vampires in Ireland, and in fact we had a vampire from there in town. Which was why I was sitting in a very model of a modern business office waiting to talk to our Irish vampire, who wasnât actually Irish at all. Heâd just died there. The office at Danse Macabre had once been Jean-Claudeâs; it had been black and white with an Oriental rug and a framed antique Japanese kimono on the wall. Jean-Claudeâs things left when he started to be too busy to manage all of his businesses. Damian became manager; he was good at it, but the office was so bland that Iâd have never believed the person who decorated this room would be theatrical enough to run Danse Macabre, which showed what I understood about such things, or maybe Jean-Claude had spoiled me. He was theatrical about most things.
The office chairs matched the desk, all pale wood and neutral, as if theyâd all been bought at the same time and were a matched set, which they had been and were, but somehow the red-haired, green-eyed vampire with his milk pale skin and six feet of exâViking warrior looked too exotic to be in this Office Depotâdesigned room. He needed Victorian furniture, antiques, rich dark colors to complement him, but instead the entire room was so normal it could have been any managerâs office in almost any business across America, except for the vampire in the room and me. We were both too colorful for the beige walls and pale wood. Him in his green frock coat, skintight pants, and knee-high boots. Me in my royal-blue business skirt-suit, the skirt a little too short for a lot of businesses, but at five-three a longer skirt made me look even shorter. Besides, I had a date later with Jean-Claude and I might not have time to change before I had to meet everyone for the talky bit beforehand.
Damian had actually requested a meeting so we could talk about something that was bothering him before I knew he might have insight into the case Edward was working on in Ireland. Iâd come prepared to hear his problem first, but he seemed reluctant to talk about whatever was bothering him. Fine, weâd talk about crime and vampires first, personal issues second.
âThere have always been vampires in Ireland, Anita, or at least for the last thousand years, because thatâs when She-Who-Made-Me turned me into one, and sheâd been there in her castle on the cliffs long before I tried to steal her gold and jewels.â
âThen how come the humans didnât know about her?â
âYou know as well as I do that if a vampire is careful, he can take a little blood from one person, and a little