his oppoâs got the boot open.
âThey kept on at me about the car being stolen, and I kept telling them, yeah, I knew that, âcos I was the person it had been stolen off, but they just wouldnât listen. Then the guy looking in the boot came round with this Sainsburyâs plastic bag, and heâs waving it in my face saying, âAnd I suppose the villains that nicked your car decided to leave you a little something for your trouble?â Well, I had no idea what was in the boot, did I? So I told them that, and they just laughed, and bundled me into their car and brought me here. Next thing I know is theyâre on at me about a parcel of crack. And thatâs when I thought, uh-oh, I need a brief.â
Richard sat back and looked at the two of us. âItâs an unexpected bonus, getting Brannigan as well,â he added. âHow soon can you get me out of this dump, Ruth?â he asked, gesturing round the shabby interview room.
âThat depends on several things. Being absolutely honest, Richard, Iâm not optimistic that I can avoid them charging you, which means you wonât be going anywhere until I can get you in front of a magistrate and apply for bail, which we can probably manage tomorrow morning. I still have some questions, though. Have you at any time opened the boot of the coupé?â
Richard frowned. âI donât think so,â he said hesitantly. âNo, Iâm pretty sure I havenât. I mean, why would I?â
âYou didnât check it out when you bought it? Look to see if there was a spare wheel and a jack?â Ruth asked.
âThe salesman showed us when we took it for a test drive,â I interjected. âI certainly donât remember Richard ever going near it.â
He managed a grin. âWe didnât have it long enough for Brannigan to take it shopping, so we didnât need the boot.â
âGood,â Ruth said. âThis carrier bag that they produced from the boot. Had you ever seen it before?â
Richard shrugged. âWell, I donât know. It was just an ordinary Sainsburyâs carrier bag. Branniganâs got a drawer full of them. There was nothing about it to make it any different from any other one. But it wasnât in the boot when that rattlesnake showed us the car on Monday. And I didnât put it there. So I guess itâs fair to say Iâd never seen it before.â
âDid you touch it at all?â
âHow could I? I said, Iâd never seen it before,â Richard said plaintively.
âThe officer didnât throw it to you, or hand it to you?â Ruth persisted.
âHe couldnât, could he? His oppo had me cuffed already,â Richard replied.
âYes, Iâm a little surprised at that. Had you put up a struggle? Or had you perhaps been a little over-energetic in the verbal department?â Ruth asked carefully.
âWell, I wasnât exactly thrilled at being bodily dragged out of what was, technically, my own motor when I hadnât even been speeding and Iâd been on the Diet Coke all night. So I suppose I was a bit gobby,â Richard admitted. If my heart could have sunk any further, it would have done. Add resisting arrest to the list, I thought gloomily.
Ruth was clearly as cheered as I was by this news. âBut you didnât actually offer any physical violence?â she asked, the hope in her voice as obvious as a City supporter in a United bus.
âNo,â Richard said indignantly. âWhat do you take me for?â
Diplomatically, neither of us answered. âThe keys for this coupéâdid you have both sets?â
Richard shook his head. âNo, Brannigan had the others.â
âHave you still got them?â she asked me.
I nodded. âTheyâre in the kitchen drawer. No one but the two of us has had access to them.â
âGood,â Ruth said. âThese two women you were