that be?â
âEight a.m.â
âDid you have a conversation with him?â
âWhatâs this all about? Is it illegal to call that fat doofus a perverted mistake of nature? Because if heâs complaining about me, I have grounds to charge him with harassment.â I drew myself up to my full sixty-two inches.
A condescending sigh escaped Chief Redfernâs lips. The svelte Constable Vanderbloom just kept scribbling in her ratty black notebook.
Then I remembered the flashing lights and activity in the cemetery as I passed it last night.
âDid Julian Barnfeather have a heart attack or something?â
âYou donât sound too broken up about the possibility of something happening to Julian Barnfeather, Ms. Cornwall,â Constable Vanderbloom observed.
âLook, if Julian is sick or hurt, well, Iâm a little sorry, but he wonât be receiving a get well card from me.â
âA sympathy card to his wife would be more appropriate,â said the constable.
âGo on! Are you telling me he had a wife? And heâs dead?â Then a sudden thought struck me. âWhat happened to him?â
Chief Redfern replied, âThe autopsy report hasnât come back yet. His wife called us when he didnât show up for dinner last night. We sent an officer to the cemetery.â
âBecause,â I said, like he hadnât spoken, âhe could have been lying there dying while I was working. Maybe if I had put my tools away like I should have, I would have found him in time to call an ambulance.â I shuddered at the thought of anyone, even Julian, lying in the shed, waiting for help that didnât come. Nobody deserves to die alone.
Suddenly, strong hands gripped my neck and pushed my head so far between my knees that my forehead touched the dirt. The hands held me down and all I could do was flail my arms and yell, âStop. I havenât done anything. Youâre hurting me.â
âCareful or sheâll be screaming police brutality,â said Constable Vanderbloom.
I was picked up immediately and held hanging a foot off the ground. I kicked him in the knee.
âGoddamn it!â He dropped me, but I managed to land on my feet. âWhat did you do that for? I thought you were going to faint.â
âI never faint.â My heart was beating wildly, and I hoped I wouldnât make a liar out of myself as my vision started fading to black at the edges.
âThen, if youâre up to it, I have a few more questions.â
âGo ahead.â My head still felt like it might fly off into the clouds, but I wasnât going to admit to it.
âCould you see the shed from where you were working?â
I took a deep breath and my vision cleared. âNo. The shed is in the middle of the cemetery surrounded by tall shrubs. I was working closest to the fence and Main Street.â
âSo you didnât see Mr. Barnfeather at all after eight in the morning? What about lunch and calls of nature?â
âI have a key to the bathroom behind the office building at the entrance to the cemetery. You canât see the maintenance shed from there. And I didnât stop for lunch yesterday.â
âDid you see anything out of the ordinary?â
Neither cop noticed Ewan Quigley step out of his trailer behind them, take one look, then back quickly inside and close his door. And, between Raeâs trailer and the Quigleysâ, a figure in dusty black leather and multiple chains draped across his chest melted back into the trees.
âNo, and I didnât budge from my corner except for one trip to the bathroom. I have excellent bladder control.â
Chief Redfernâs lips compressed. âCan you describe the people you remember seeing?â
I wasnât going to be much help. I tried to avoid anyone I knew while I was working. It was just too awkward.
âNot really,â I said slowly. âThe cemetery is a