had the nerve to laugh out loud. âSo did your parents embrace any other trends from the sixties, like free love or pot smoking?â
Oh. My. God. They knew about Dougalâs marijuana! Maybe Gloryâs too! I tried to swallow the panic caught in my throat.
âHard to say, I never dared ask. They retired to Vancouver Island where I believe they are camping in a forest in their fifth wheel, or maybe chained to a giant redwood so the socialist developers wonât chop it down and build a row of condos.â I managed an uneasy smile.
âPlease, can we get down to business,â admonished the male cop. âMs. Cornwall, I am Chief Neil Redfern and this is Constable Thea Vanderbloom.â
He flashed an identification card. I remembered seeing his picture in our weekly newspaper several times. Since Chief Redfern was relatively young and not ugly, although I wasnât attracted to fair-haired men, he made good media copy. He had left his job as a Toronto detective to take up the post as Lockportâs Chief of Police about two years ago.
âNow we all know who we are, why are we here? I lead a blameless life, I assure you. Frankly, Iâm too busy to even jaywalk.â Shit, it was jail for Dougal and Glory, and I would be forced to appear as chief witness for the Crown.
Constable Vanderbloom pulled a small black notebook and a pen from her breast pocket. She looked down at me and waited expectantly. I was nervous, and desperately tried to think of a way to avoid answering direct questions about two affluent Lockport homes where grass was cultivated and served.
Chief Redfern said, âDo you know Julian Barnfeather?â
That threw me. What the hell. Was the creep accusing me of something?
âIs this a trick question? Because I might want a lawyer, but then again, all the lawyers I know are crooks, so I guess Iâll do without.â
He tried again. âAccording to the Cemetery Commission, you work at the Good Shepherd Cemetery on Saturdays from April until October. Is this true?â
âNovember. Yes?â One word answers were best.
He took off his sunglasses and rubbed his forehead. In an effort to hide the fact that I forgot the question after one glance at his deep blue eyes â they were navy, really â I quickly turned away and scanned the treetops for eagles or buzzards. In the split second those eyes were locked on mine, I was sure all my recent indiscretions had been revealed. Like socializing with pot growers and hookers, and thinking about dropping a dead skunk on my ex-husbandâs doorstep.
âYes you work at the cemetery? You donât seem to be too sure about anything this morning, Ms. Cornwall.â
âLook, Iâm not used to being interrogated before Iâve had my second cup of coffee.â Not so smart, Cornwall, I told myself. When cornered by the law, itâs not wise to reveal sarcasm is your first language.
âYou call this an interrogation, Ms. Cornwall? These
are very simple questions. Now, do you work at the cemetery on Saturdays and were you working yesterday? Yes or no will do.â
âYes. And, yes.â
âGood. Did you see Julian Barnfeather during the course of the day?â
âI saw him in the morning, as usual, and thatâs it.â
âSo, you didnât see him again before you left the cemetery at the end of the day?â
âNo, I did not. I left my tools outside the maintenance shed.â
âWas there a reason for doing so?â
âHeâs a dickhead and I wanted to avoid him. I figured he would put the tools inside before he went home. Heâs always there when I leave at five oâclock â he locks the gates. My cousin called and wanted me to come right over so I left at five on the dot. I donât know what time Julian left.â
âSo you didnât see him yesterday before you left. You only saw him first thing in the morning. What time would