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lips.
    Okeydokey. Time for Plan B. Summoning my telekinesis, I grabbed his penis with my mind and yanked.
    SNAP! It ricocheted off the wall behind me. THUNK! The twirling metal drilled into the forehead of a five-hundred-pound teddy bear who had the bad luck to step through the transporter room door. The bear’s eyes rolled back, and he fell to the floor, deader than a doornail. Well, what do you know? Mog had teamed up with the Hus Pings. The scavengers of the galaxy. Which explained his icky man parts.
    “Guess that shot your wad.”
    A bunch of weird honking quacks broke from Mog, and he fired his weapon.
    A crackling red energy storm engulfed me, and agony seared every nerve ending. A scream tore from me as violent muscle spasms contorted my body. My arms and legs slammed repeatedly against the icy floor. I fought to stay conscious. That metallic creep wasn’t touching me.
    A horrific battle cry echoed around the room.
    Mog crashed face-first into the transporter platform. A big dent creased his metal head.
    A seriously pissed-off warlord was standing over him.
    I blinked in disbelief. Was I hallucinating? “Honey…bunny?”
    “I am not a harmless furry creature.” Jaylan picked Mog up and hurled him across the room. He hit the wall with a loud thwack!
    “Uh…okay.” I clenched my teeth as another wave of spasms tore through me. The aftereffects of being stunned sucked. “Can you…make it…stop?”
    “Yes.” Jaylan crouched down beside me and ran a medical scanner over my twitching body. “ You are lucky he didn’t have his stun beam on full power.”
    “Yay me.”
    He pulled a pressure injector from the med kit and pushed it against my neck.
    There was a sharp prick, and the pain vanished. I took a shuddering breath of relief as the muscle spasms stopped. “If I could feel my lips, I’d kiss you.”
    Mog squawked loudly.
    The sensation of sudden, overwhelming danger hit me. “It’s a trap!”
    Terrifying roars filled the transporter room as eight monstrous teddy bears charged in and attacked Jaylan.
    His sword flashing in the dim light, Jaylan hacked his way through the bears, but as each one fell, another took its place.
    “Forget the stupid sword; use your laser pistol!”
    “My sword is all I need to kill them.”
    “Sure it is, Skippy.”
    And right on cue, Mog fired his laser pistol at the enraged warlord.
    Jaylan whipped his sword up. The laser beam bounced off the blade and struck Mog’s spiffy metal arm. It glowed brightly and vanished.
    “I will eat you piece by piece,” Mog howled.
    “Slick move, honey bunny.”
    “Do not call me that ridiculous name.”
    A bear’s claw caught the side of Jaylan’s face, ripping the flesh.
    “Where are your troops? You can’t take them on all by yourself.”
    “I am Coletti.” Blood pouring down the right side of his face, the warlord catapulted himself straight into the air. His fangs bared in a feral snarl, he swung his sword and beheaded two of the hairy, ten-foot-tall creatures.
    “A Coletti who is about to get his ass handed to him.” Fighting against the numbing effects of the stun beam, I hooked a leg over my backpack and dragged it to me.
    A Hus Ping grabbed Jaylan’s arm and flung him into a wall. The impact knocked the sword out his grip.
    “Dammit, shoot ’em!”
    My stubborn warlord shot to his feet, blocked a blow with his left arm, and drove his fist into a furry face.
    The bear’s head snapped back, and he toppled over like a poleaxed steer.
    “Kill him, you fools!” Mog shouted.
    The warlord’s knives seemed to magically appear in his hands. With a quick flick of his wrists, Jaylan took out two more Hus Pings.
    “For God’s sake, teleport out of here before they kill you,” I snapped, flinching as claws missed his face by inches.
    “Energy field,” Jaylan snapped back.
    Roaring their fury, three more bears jumped him and pinned him against the wall. Their massive fists hammered Jaylan over and over again until he