keep in mind that audience participation is optional, not mandatory. If your hand gets anywhere near myâ¦pelvic area while Iâm performing, the hard part wonât be taking my clothes off. The hard part will be not getting aroused.â
âOn the contraryâthe hard part will be getting aroused.â
Lou groans while I giggle. He takes a gulp of air, then a gulp of orange juice. âI loathe you,â he tells me.
âI love you,â I tell him.
âI love you, too.â
âThree.â
âFour.â
âMore.â
Louâs lips touch my thigh. His lips are sticky, but then, so are mine. We complement each other so well. âI donât have to come,â I murmur.
Lou snickers. He reaches for the bottle of syrup, holds it over me, squeezes until it squirts. The sap taps my belly, keeps flowing. âSit up slowly,â Lou instructs. âDonât scrunch your stomach or youâll ruin it.â
I follow his instructions to the letter.
âI put an L on you,â Lou croons to the tune of the Screaminâ Jay Hawkins ditty, âbecause youâre mine.â He belts up. âTherefore,â he continues, fixing me with a look thatâs both austere and sincere, âyou have to come.â
I laugh until my belly aches, then smile until my face hurts. âOkay,â I say. âIâll be there with L âs on.â
I got a big bang out of the show. With a little luck, Iâll get a big bang out of Lou after the show. I deserve oneâI kept my hands to myself, made sure I didnât accidentally arouse any of the hard parts in his pelvic area. However, some women in the audience, with their hornier-than-thou attitudes and suggestive suggestions, would have done well to follow my example. Because unlike them, I was on my best behavior. And now I want Lou in the worst way.
I try to maintain some semblance of self-control when he emerges from the dressing room, but it isnât easy. Heâs beaming at me and his dolphin-gray eyes are shining and theyâre just as radiant as his smile. Now heâs got me in his clutches, flush against his frame so that Iâm clinging to him almost as tightly as the light-blue T-shirt heâs wearing. His chest fleshes out the shirt quite nicely, molding the material to his muscles. My heart bumps his ribs.
âI saw you leading the standing O ,â he murmurs into my hair.
âIâd like to see you leading me to a standing O ,â I counter, hugging harder. âIn fact, any kind of O will do. This is no time to be picky about positions.â
Lou loosens his grip. I donât have much of one on myself, either. âI take it you arenât bothered by my new sex-symbol status?â he asks, guiding me toward the door.
âNot at all.â I slip my hand into his as he starts to walkme home, just like he did when we were teenagers. âOn the contraryâIâm hot and bothered by it. I donât have to follow that pesky look-but-donât-touch rule that everyone else does.â To drive home my point, I pull my hand loose and goose him.
Lou looks gratified yet mortified.
âWhat?â I shrug. âCan I help it if I get handy when Iâm randy? If you donât like it, then donât be so desirable.â
The blush is back with a vengeance. âThanks, beautiful,â Lou says, always gracious when Iâm salacious. My shy guy and I round the corner, approaching our favorite watering hole. âWould you care for a cocktail?â he offers.
âAre they a package deal?â Iâd like to know.
Lou regards me as if Iâm one garment short of a full monty. âThe cock and the tailâare they a package deal?â I clarify. âBecause the way I see it, theyâre kind of like Danny and Sandy in Grease : they go together.â
âGood grief,â Lou mutters, shaking his head at my persistent prurience.