âYou know, Blaire, I used to bring out the best in you. Now I just bring out the beast in you. I think I may be losing my touch.â
âYou can have mine,â I propose, and press my palm against his abdomen.
Lou places his hand over mine, cups his so that our fingers are touching. âWhat in the world am I going to do with you?â he contemplates. âBesides theâ¦well, you know, the obvious.â
I tickle his belly. âHow about an encore? Is that something you would do with me?â
Lou leads me up the walkway. âYou mean a private show?â he ponders, easing the key inside the lock. âIâm afraid that isnât included in the ticket price.â
âThatâs fine. Rest assured youâll get plenty of buck for your bang.â
âYouâre a beast, beautiful,â Lou says, and I can hear the affectionâand the arousalâin his voice. He shuts the door behind us.
When one door closes, so does another. This time itâs the door to our bedroom.
âWhy do you do that?â I query, slipping off my flats.
âDo what?â he asks, and his innocence is genuine.
âWhy do you shut the door? Ainât nobody here but us dickens.â
Lou pushes his hands into his pockets, making his pants bulge in all the wrong places. âI just donât want opportunity to knock while weâreâ¦knocking boots, thatâs all.â
âThatâs right,â I play along. âOpportunity had better find a more opportune time to come and knock on our door.â
Lou laughs. âItâs just comforting, I guess. Reassuring. I like doing it, so that when weâreâ¦doing it, weâre completely alone together. Stuck on each other, stuck in here. Stuck in a never-ending state of embarrassing statements. Blaire, shut me up, please.â
I trap him in a lip-lock, effectively shutting his trap. Lou responds with a trap of his own: his arms. They fit around me snugly, securely, like a bodice.
âBlaire, darling,â he addresses me upon release, âlet me entertain you.â Lou bows. It is gallant and grandiose and I canât help but feel like a princess.
Lou smiles, kicks off his shoes. âWish me luck,â he says.
I donât heed. âThereâs no need. You lucked out with me. Youâre going to get lucky with me. Better not push your luck.â
âIâll take your advice,â Lou agrees, âand give you a kiss.â So saying, he places a preperformance peck on my cheek.
Lights up. Showtime. I lean back on the bed, supporting myself on my hands as Louâs hips begin to gyrate like Pelvis Presley. There is no music, just me and my private dancer,standing before me in his tight T-shirt and Herculean hubris. I can almost hear him humming, âWhoâs afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?â I used to bring out the best in him. Now I bring out the beast in him, too. I am definitely not losing my touch. Lou watches me watch himâor maybe itâs the other way around.
He lifts his shirt, curtain rising until the stage is bare. His chest is impeccable: a landscape of crimps and grooves and sinewy delights. I admire the undulation of his muscles as he moves. He is awkward yet graceful, confident yet modest.
Liquid lust soaks my panties. Each tingle mingles with the next, until my body starts to vibrate and my hips begin to roll.
âAre you trying to upstage me, Blaire?â he teases.
âLou, button your lip and unbutton your pants.â
Lou buttons his lip and unbuttons his pants, and when they come off, he looks like the Michelangeloâs David but with all the naughty bits covered.
âNow we know who wears the pants in this relationship,â Lou remarks, looking pointedly at my black slacks.
âYes, we do. And it isnât you.â I take off my trousers. âAnd it certainly isnât me.â
Lou approaches the bed and I sit up as his body enters