moved in with us ⦠well, you canât always be saying hello to someone if they live there, can you? Itâs not like they are a guest anymore.â
âSo you say nothing at all?â
âYeah,â said Hal. âI mean, he shouldnât really be there, should he? So I pretend heâs not.â
I couldnât think of an argument against that. It made a sort of Hal-ish sense.
âAnd now theyâve started threatening you with boarding school?â
âWell, itâs mainly her. I donât think he really minds much. But she does. Sheâs been on about it for ages, but now weâre coming to the end of primary school, so itâs getting a bit more urgent. She has brochures for places where they make you play rugby.â
I looked at Hal and tried to imagine him in rugby gear. It didnât work. He kept disappearing up his own sleeves.
âOK, Hal,â I said with a sigh. âI think this is a daft plan, but if you really feel you need to take a stand, well, Iâll go with you. But Iâm only going to make sure you donât get into trouble, OK?â
Ah me, doomed words.
Chapter 7
S aturday morning came. I could have had a nice lie-in, but no, instead I got up early and bicycled over to Halâs house before breakfast . Thereâd been a small change of plan. It seems we would never be able to follow Alec in his van, so now, instead of that, we were going to cycle ahead of him to the hospital and wait there to see what happened. I really didnât see the point of all this, but Hal insisted.
Normally I couldnât have got away with leaving the house at the crack of dawn, Iâd have been missed at home, only they were all fussing about getting Larry to the airport in time for his flight and giving him long and complex instructions about how he was to behave himself when he got to Paris and how he was to have absolutely NO alcohol of any description, no way, no, no, no.
Larry doesnât drink. Letâs face it, Larry is not one of natureâs rebels.
But my parents donât believe this. They believe all that stuff they read in the papers about Teenage Drinking. Larry is not exactly what you would call a typical teenager. I probably will be, when I get to that age. I will most likely be a
total handful, get studs everywhere, wear the most way-out things, listen to really objectionable music. I will drive my parents up the walls. Theyâve had it easy with Larry. They wonât know what hit them. I am looking forward to it.
I got a list of instructions too, of course, before they left for the airport, about how I wasnât to open the door to strangers, and I wasnât to light any fires or leave the cooker turned on and how theyâd be right back as soon as Larryâs plane boarded. I waved them off at the front door, and as soon as theyâd left, I leaped onto my bike and scooted over to Halâs.
My kooky friend, I said to myself as I rode out of our estate; along the main road; past the Centra shop; around the corner into Halâs estate; past all the nice, calm-looking gardens with their flower beds and their little gates with notices about BEWARE OF THE DOG and their WELCOME mats on the doorsteps and wishing wells in the middle of the lawnsâall those houses with their curtains closed and sensible people inside them in their beds, which is where I should have been. My weird friend. Rosemarie and Gilda were beginning to look much more acceptable. At least they wouldnât have me up at the crack of dawn bicycling around town on a mad escapade like this. They wouldnât have the imagination for it to start with.
Hal was waiting for me at his gate, looking pale and anxious, with his bike.
Alecâs painterâs van stood in the driveway, a little white van with a ladder on the roof rack and ALEXANDER DEN-HAM
INTERIOR AND EXTERIOR PAINTWORK NO JOB TOO SMALL painted on the side of it in rainbow