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condition. âMuch worse.â
âI donât know how it could be much worse thanââ
My voice was drowned out by the wail of sirens nearing the store.
Mr. Piggledy pointed around the corner at the cluster of people now tugging at the plastic rope and shrink wrap affixing boxes to what turned out to be a double-decker pallet that had slipped off the shelf.
Specifically, she pointed at the pair of neon-pink tennis shoes jutting out, Wicked Witch of the Westâstyle, from underneath.
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The next few seconds sped by in a panicked, terrifying blur.
Alan Bader rushed over with a group of emergency personnel in tow. A paramedic beelined over to Mrs. Piggledyâs side. A fireman went into the crowd to tend to those with cuts and scrapes. The rest of the shoppersâincluding Frank, whoâd materialized right after the rest of the familyâmoved in to lend the tools and brute strength necessary to free the trapped woman.
I tried not to think about what shape sheâd be in when they did.
âTheyâll have her out in no time,â I said to a weeping Eloise, who was suddenly behind me with the rest of the Michaels clan, minus Craig, whoâd texted to say he was being kept back on the other side of the store.
Joyce shook her head. âIs she a member of your Frugarmy?â
I nodded. âEveryone in that line was. I met her,â I said, watching in transfixed horror as the emergency workers cut away rope and shrink wrap, freeing the upper row of boxes from the upper pallet. âI canât believe I didnât ask her name.â
âShe mentioned it,â Mr. Piggledy said, âbut with everything thatâs happened, Iâm afraid I canâtââ
âKatrina,â Mrs. Piggledy said with a wince as the paramedic began to feel along the length of her shin.
âKatrina?â I repeated, trying to put a name to the woman with whom Iâd so recently enjoyed a perfectly pleasant conversation. Was there any possible chance she could still beâ
âSuch a beautiful ballerina,â Mrs. Piggledy said.
âShe was a ballerina?â Barb asked.
âMy wifeâs gone into shock,â Mr. Piggledy said. âSheâs remembering the day she broke her foot back when we were with the circus. She was helping Katrina, the Fat Lady, out of the clown car.â
âShe was so incredibly lithe for her size,â Mrs. Piggledy said as the EMT began to take her vitals. âAnd she always wore those beautiful pink toe shoes.â
I couldnât bring myself to glance down at the neon tennis shoes jutting out from below the double-stacked pallet.
Just as the emergency personnel and helpers kneeled in preparation to lift, my eyes met Frankâs for the first time in months.
âOn three,â one of the firemen said.
âDear Lord,â Joyce said. âPlease let her be okay.â
âWith all the weight that fell on her?â Barb asked with a hint of her old tone and inflection. âNo way she isnât toast.â
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The gray-green pallor of Alanâs horror-stricken face said it all.
âAbsolutely flattened,â someone said in a whisper, as though there were need for further confirmation.
Some of the stunned, shocked crowd averted their eyes and hugged loved ones. Those who couldnât look away inched closer to watch the emergency workers attempt to check for a pulse.
âWho is she?â I asked a shaken Frank, whoâd returned to comfort his family.
âDonât know yet.â He shook his head. âHer purse was just as squashed asââ
âItâs my ankle, not my neck,â Mrs. Piggledy said as the EMT proceeded to slide a backboard beneath her shoulders.
âI just canât believe this is happening,â I said, kneeling to grasp Mrs. Piggledyâs hand.
âCanât say we werenât warned,â Mrs. Piggledy mumbled.
âWarned?â