Tags:
Mystery,
Mystery Fiction,
cozy,
amateur sleuth,
Fashion,
shopping,
woman sleuth,
thanksgiving,
extreme couponing,
couponing,
coupon,
black friday
hitched with Anastasiaâs nod.
âTell me they didnât fall anywhere near where the Frugââ
âA bunch of people are already helping the injured over there.â
Iâd already turned and was racing toward Layaway where Frank had gone to find his parents. Where Iâd last seen â¦
âEloise?â I shouted as though my voice could be heard from Electronics and over the ominous din of people surrounding the scene. âFrank?â
I reached the counter and the Frugarmy line, which was no longer a line but a bottleneck of stunned onlookers clustered at the end of a kitchen appliances aisle. There was no sign of anyone from the Michaels family, all of whom but Craig should have been somewhere near the back of the crowd given their spots at the front of the line when I left them.
âEloise?â My throat constricted with panic as I fumbled for my phone, shot off a Where are you?? text to Frank, and worked my way around a dented Cuisinart box and an Oster four-slice model and into the cluster of people. âJoyce? Gerald?â
I was two people deep in the crowd when I got a return text: OMG! Where are you?
From Eloise.
I allowed myself a momentary breath of relief knowing it was her and not someone trying to locate next of kin using her phone. I texted back: At layaway. Looking for you.
We were coming to find you when it happened.
Who is we?
Everyone but Daddy and Uncle Craig.
Before I could type the where in Where are they ? the man directly in front of me shifted to the left. On my tiptoes and looking around the frizzy auburn hair of the woman in front of him, I spotted assorted appliances, a slice of floor, and people tending to what appeared to be injured shoppers.
âComing through!â I shouted, putting my hands together and using them as a wedge to push my way forward. âMrs. Frugalicious coming through!â
The cluster of people parted long enough for me to step into what looked like the aftermath of an F5 tornado. I found myself staring in disbelief at a swath of damaged assorted collateral merchandise and shell-shocked shoppers, some with cuts and bruises. The injuries seemed minor in general, until I saw the distinctive tomato red of Mr. Piggledyâs XXL holiday sweater through the legs of a group clustered together to the right of me.
He knelt down beside a silver-haired woman lying on the ground, her full denim skirt splaying around her like a flower.
âOh, no!â I kicked aside a blender from a display that had toppled as well and rushed over in what felt like slow motion. âMrs. Piggledy!â
âIâm okay,â Mrs. Piggledy said. âI just twisted my ankle.â
âIâm afraid itâs broken,â Mr. Piggledy said.
âIt canât be,â she said. âNot with Higgledyâs commitment ceremony on Saturday.â
âHe and Birdie are supposed to tie the knot,â Mr. Piggledy said by way of explanation about their pet monkey Higgledy and Birdie, the parrot from the mall pet store heâd fallen hard for. âWhich is the last thing to worry about right now.â
âHave to admit,â Mrs. Piggledy said through gritted teeth and looking at the foot, which was already blackish-purple and starting to swell. âIt sure hurts.â
âI canât believe this is happening,â Mr. Piggledy said, cradling his wifeâs foot. âOne moment we were enjoying the spectacle of it all, and the next â¦â
âAppliances,â Mrs. Piggledy mumbled. âRaining from the sky.â
âIt all happened so fast.â
âSo sorry, honey.â Mr. Piggledy dried the tear rolling down his cheek with his sleeve. âI just couldnât get her out of harmâs way fast enough.â
âOh my God,â I said. âThis is awful.â
âCould be worse,â Mrs. Piggledy said with more stoicism than I could possibly have mustered in her