down a manhole
the pastyfaced young man wearing somebody elseâs readymade business opportunity
is most assuredly not
the holder of any of the positions for which he made application at the employmentagency
Charley Anderson
The train was three hours late getting into St. Paul. Charley had his coat on and his bag closed an hour before he got in. He sat fidgeting in the seat taking off and pulling on a pair of new buckskin gloves. He
wished they wouldnât all be down at the station to meet him. Maybe only Jim would be there. Maybe they hadnât got his wire.
The porter came and brushed him off, then took his bags. Charley couldnât see much through the driving steam and snow outside the window. The train slackened speed, stopped in a broad snowswept freightyard, started again with a jerk and a series of snorts from the forced draft in the engine. The bumpers slammed all down the train. Charleyâs hands were icy inside his gloves. The porter stuck his head in and yelled, âSt. Paul.â There was nothing to do but get out.
There they all were. Old man Vogel and Aunt Hartmann with their red faces and their long noses looked just the same as ever, but Jim and Hedwig had both of them filled out. Hedwig had on a mink coat and Jimâs overcoat looked darn prosperous. Jim snatched Charleyâs bags away from him and Hedwig and Aunt Hartmann kissed him and old man Vogel thumped him on the back. They all talked at once and asked him all kinds of questions. When he asked about Ma, Jim frowned and said she was in the hospital, theyâd go around to see her this afternoon. They piled the bags into a new Ford sedan and squeezed themselves in after with a lot of giggling and squealing from Aunt Hartmann. âYou see I got the Ford agency now,â said Jim. âTo tell the truth, things have been pretty good out here.â âWait till you see the house, itâs all been done over,â said Hedwig. âVell, my poy made de Cherman Kaiser run. Speaking for the Cherman-American commoonity of the Twin Cities, ve are prâroud of you.â
They had a big dinner ready and Jim gave him a drink of whiskey and old man Vogel kept pouring him out beer and saying, âNow tell us all about it.â Charley sat there his face all red, eating the stewed chicken and the dumplings and drinking the beer till he was ready to burst. He couldnât think what to tell them so he made funny cracks when they asked him questions. After dinner old man Vogel gave him one of his best Havana cigars.
That afternoon Charley and Jim went to the hospital to see Ma. Driving over, Jim said sheâd been operated on for a tumor but that he was afraid it was cancer, but even that hadnât given Charley an idea of how sick sheâd be. Her face was shrunken and yellow against the white pillow. When he leaned over to kiss her her lips felt thin and hot. Her breath was very bad. âCharley, Iâm glad you came,â she said in a trembly voice. âIt would have been better if youâd come sooner. . . . Not that Iâm not comfortable here . . . any way Iâll be glad having my
boys around me when I get well. God has watched over us all, Charley, we mustnât forget Him.â âNow, Ma, we donât want to get tired and excited,â said Jim. âWe want to keep our strength to get well.â
âOh, but Heâs been so merciful.â She brought her small hand, so thin it was blue, out from under the cover and dabbed at her eyes with a handkerchief. âJim, hand me my glasses, thatâs a good boy,â she said in a stronger voice. âLet me take a look at the prodigal son.â
Charley couldnât help shuffling his feet uneasily as she looked at him.
âYouâre quite a man now and youâve made quite a name for yourself over there. You boys have turned out better than I hoped. . . . Charley, I was afraid youâd