. . . shoe salesman . . . signwriter . . . solicitor for retail fishmarket . . . teacher . . . timekeeper . . . tool and diemaker, tracer, toolroom foreman, translator, typist . . . window trimmer . . . wrapper
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young man not afraid of hard work
        young man for office
                young man for stockroom
                        young man as stenographer
                                young man to travel
                                        young man to learn
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to superintend municipal light, water and ice plant in beautiful growing, healthful town in Floridaâs highlands . . . to take charge of underwear department in large wholesale mail house . . . to assist in railroad investigation . . . to take charge of about twenty men on tools, dies, gigs and gauges . . . as bookkeeper in stockroom . . . for light porter work . . . civil engineer . . . machinery and die appraiser . . . building estimator . . . electrical and power plant engineer
The Camera Eye (44)
the unnamed arrival
(who had hung from the pommel of the unshod white stallionâs saddle
a full knapsack
and leaving the embers dying in the hollow of the barren Syrian hills where the Agail had camped when dawn sharpshining cracked night off the ridged desert had ridden towards the dungy villages and the patches of sesame and the apricotgardens)
shaved off his beard in Damascus
and sat drinking hot milk and coffee in front of the hotel in Beirut staring at the white hulk of Lebanon fumbling with letters piled on the table and clipped streamers of newsprint
addressed not to the unspeaker of arabic or the clumsy scramblerup on camelback so sore in the rump from riding
but to someone
who
(but this evening in the soft nightclimate of the Levantine coast the kind officials are contemplating further improvements
scarcelybathed he finds himself cast for a role provided with a
white tie carefully tied by the viceconsul stuffed into a boiled shirt a tailcoat too small a pair of dresstrousers too large which the kind wife of the kind official gigglingly fastens in the back with safetypins which immediately burst open when he bows to the High Commissionerâs lady     faulty costuming makes the role of eminent explorer impossible to play     and the patent leather pumps painfully squeezing the toes got lost under the table during the champagne and speeches)
who arriving in Manhattan finds waiting again the forsomebodyelsetailored dress suit
the position offered the opportunity presented the collarbutton digging into the adamsapple while a wooden image croaks down a table at two rows of freshlypressed gentlemen who wear fashionably their tailored names
stuffed into shirts to caption miles lightyears of clipped streamers of newsprint
Gentlemen I apologize it was the wrong bell it was due to a misapprehension that I found myself on the stage when the curtain rose the poem I recited in a foreign language was not mine in fact it was somebody else who was speaking itâs not me in uniform in the snapshot itâs a lamentable error mistaken identity the servicerecord was lost the gentleman occupying the swivelchair wearing the red carnation is somebody else than
whoever it was who equipped with false whiskers was standing outside in the rainy street and has managed undetected to make himself scarce