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hiding places in my house are: at the top of the tall linen closet at the end of the hallway, inside the clothing hamper in the laundry room (try to cover yourself with the clothes), upstairs in the attic behind the summer boxes and under the green couch in the den (if you can fit).
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    Anne Frank hid in her attic for over two years.
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    Maybe I should pack more food.
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    You can also hide in the tree house in my backyard. I doubt the Nazis will check every tree house in America.
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    It will probably be difficult for them to climb trees in those boots.
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    Ninjas could make themselves invisible.
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    â€œAbsorb whatever is useful.”—Bruce Lee
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    Maybe Kevin will let me and Deena hide in his attic.
    Anna Weiss was the daughter in the movie Holocaust . She was sixteen, and she and her mother hid from the Nazis in a room in Inga’s house. Inga was married to Karl (Anna’s brother) who got sent to Buchenwald. Anyway, one night, Anna got angry at her mother for not leaving Germany when she had the chance. She yelled at her mother and ran outside. Then the Nazis raped her.
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    In Enter the Dragon , Bruce Lee’s sister is about to be raped by some gangsters so she kills herself. Bruce Lee finds out that a guy named Han was behind the attack on his sister, so he kills Han and beats up Han’s army.
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    Anna Weiss had a point.

    These are some of the things in your house you could use as weapons: pens, pencils, scissors, a handsaw, screwdrivers, a baseball bat, a rolling pin from the kitchen, salt for throwing in Nazis’ eyes, knives, forks, a hammer, toothpicks for stabbing, a blowtorch, lightbulbs for throwing, the hard end of a toothbrush, a pointy-handled comb, an ice pick, the ax, a sledgehammer, the lighter fluid from behind the barbecue that you could spray on them and then throw a match at, a shovel, the pick, a trowel, the cultivator rake, nails, screws, razor blades, sewing needles, safety pins, chisels and knitting needles.
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    Jews were expelled from England in 1290, France in 1306, Hungary in 1349, France again in 1394, Austria in 1421, Lithuania in 1445, Spain in 1492, Portugal in 1497 and Moravia in 1744.
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    Some ballpoint pens have replaceable ink cartridges. If you take the cartridge out and put a sewing needle in, you can shoot it out like a Ninja blowgun.

    Rabbi Brier says that the Holocaust happened because the Jews assimilated.
    That’s also why Hashem made the Jews slaves in Egypt.
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    And why He let the Holy Temple be destroyed by the Romans.
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    King Solomon built the first Holy Temple. Then the Babylonians destroyed it and deported all the Jews. Seventy years later, a second temple was built. Then the Romans destroyed it and deported all the Jews.
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    There was no third temple.
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    Assimilating is when you stop being Jewish, like Woody Allen.
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    My mother says Woody Allen is a self-hating Jew.
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    The Talmud teaches that every tear that is shed by a Jew contributes in heaven to the building of the next temple.
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    The temple in China where they taught karate was called the Shaolin Temple. In The Chinese Connection , Bruce Lee plays a student who goes back to his school and finds his teacher dead. He finds out the Japanese did it and he goes to their school; he beats them all up and kills anyone who had anything to do with the killing. The best parts are when he fights a big Russian guy and also when he smashes a Japanese sign that says NO DOGS OR CHINESE ALLOWED .

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    My favorite Bruce Lee movie is Game of Death , where Bruce Lee fights Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a Muslim.
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    Muslims say that Jews are the sons of dogs and pigs.
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    Between 1938 and 1944, over 1.5 million children under the age of sixteen were murdered by the Nazis.

    H OW TO BUILD NUNCHUCKS :

Take an old broomstick and cut off two sixteen-inch pieces.
Drill a hole through each one roughly one inch down from the end.
Put