ever-so-gently on my cheek. âYour makeup looks like hell, you know.â She grins.
âI look fabulousâcoming?â
âCertainly.â She loops her arm through mine and we head down the porch, out the screen door, to the âsend-offâ team.
Everyone gives me hugs and back pats and kisses galore. Youâd think I was taking a trip to Madison or something!
Sam pulls me aside and says, âChild, now I know I made you a promiseâand Iâve done my darndest not to share any psychic seeing far as Helenâs concerned, but thereâs one thing you need to be ready for.â
âIf Helenâs a lesbian, I could care lessâ¦â
âSheâs gunna want to know about your folks and things areâ¦â
I catch my breath. âIâve thought a lot about that. Maybe itâs time to make amends.â
âItâs time, honey.â Sam clears her throat. âI know your momâs passed, but your dad, heâs not doing too good. All I can see is itâs something to do with his breathing.â
âHeâs not going to dieâis he?â Whyâd we ever drift this far apart?
âNo, farâs I can see, not his timeâyet.â She looks deeply into my eyes.
âThank Godâ¦â
âEveâyou doing this, meeting Helen and all, itâs the right time. Your daddyâs gunna have two surprises. Now get on out of here.â Sam looks away and a startled expression passes over her face. âOh my land, you both sure are in forââ
âStop.â I hold up my hand. âI want this to be a surprise to remember.â
Sam mutters something about how itâs going to be, sister as I climb up the ladder into the duck. I pull the seat way up (Charlieâs tall), push my hair around and put it into gear. Waving to the smiling groupâmy familyâI head around the cottage and down toward the lake.
Passing the boathouse, I look up and spy Rocky perched on the balcony rail. He gives me a cat smile and I wave back. I hit the gas and splash into the lake. While drifting out a bit, I switch to the outboard motor, light up a cigarette and push in a CD. Soon soft flutes float out of the speakers; The V.I.P. Club sure knows jazz. Turning left, I head the duck toward Bayfield; toward her. With all this wind, my hair shouldnât get too smoky. I hope.
A V of geese sails across the sky and it makes me wonder. I mean, they donât use cell phones and look at the perfect flying they do. Right about now, I honestly wish I could just stretch time out a bit, you know, make this momentâlonger. Funny how you wait and wonder about something or someone and then, when youâre about to see that person, you want just a few moreâwhatâhours? Like Sam said, âThe time is right.â Tell that to my stomach.
I put the pedal to the metal and can begin to see Bayfield. Even though itâs only two-and-a-half miles to the shore, I feel my bladder saying, âMany cups of coffee in here!â Great. Pulling down my visor, I redo the lips, give the hair some scrunching and snap it back up, the visor, that is. I think Iâm pitting out. Double great. I remember when I was packing up some of my momâs stuff; I found a package of armpit pads. At the time I thought they were really sillyânow, I could use some extra protection in there.
Chugging to shore, I flip a switch for the duck to become a land vehicle and drive up the boat ramp at the City Marina. I make a sharp right onto First Street. Several people turn and stare; this is not your typical SUV. Clicking on the microphone, I singsong, âItâs a beautiful day in Wisconsin.â
Since the restaurant is only a block away, in moments Iâm about to turn into Greunkeâs parking lot, then remember the duck is too long to park in there. I pull up along the curb on Rittenhouse Drive and push down the parking brake. Here I go.