how many times I wanted to say, â Gray , itâs all this ugly gray and thank God youâre here!â But I didnât.
âHere you two are.â Ruby steps into the library. âWith the sun on your hair like that, you look like an angelâbut I know different.â She chuckles and sits down opposite me in the bay window.
Sheâs wearing a fuchsia pink kimono with matching wide headband that she sleeps in. If it werenât for her hands being a little blotchy, itâd be hard to guess her age. Letâs not forget she isnât naturally cinnamon brown either. Meow.
âHardly slept a wink,â I sigh.
âMe either.â
âWhy not?â I ask. âAre you reading another psycho-murder-mystery again?â
âYes, of course I am. But no, thatâs not what kept me up. I was worrying you werenât sleeping because you most likely were worryingâtoo.â
âGood grief, Ruby. When in the world have Iâqueen of worryâneeded any help worrying?â
âYou have a point there.â
âWhat will I wear? Everything I own makes me look soânot slim. Iâm not the slim type. Before I went to bed, do you know how many Reeseâs Peanut Butter Cups I had?â
âI couldnât begin to guess, darling.â
âI ate an entire six-pack!â I pull empty wrappers from my pockets and show her the proof.
âThis is serious.â Ruby lifts her perfectly arched brows. âDoes this mean youâre not interested in whatâs for breakfast?â
âMaybeâ¦â
âSince it is a special day,â Ruby pats her hair, âI was thinking of making my âhouse specialâ omelet.â She gets up and moves toward the door. âBut if youâre on this chocolate binge andâ¦â She heads out the door.
âThat wouldnât be your spinach, goat cheese and herb omeletâwould it?â Iâm a goner.
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âWell, what do you think?â I turn this way and that. Modeling my final, final clothes choice. Favorite denim slacks (not those faded kind) over semihigh black pumps, pea-green-colored silk blouse and a roomy tweed jacket. Hair is down and soft; makeup, too. Have to reapply the lipsâagain.
âI believe youâre glowing.â She orders me to turn around, then she attaches a pearl necklace and gives my shoulder a pat. âThere, now youâre dressed proper.â
I start to tear; we hug. âYou make me smear this face I spent all morning on and youâre in big trouble.â
âTroubleâs my middle name, I should think.â
âDamn itâ¦â I say, checking my watch. I give the stump table a smack, but carefully, so as not to chip my nailsâRuckus Red. âI missed the ferry, I canât be late , what was I thinking ?â Itâs not like me to be lateâever. Can we say, ânervous wreckâ?
âTake the duck,â Ruby suggests. âCould be a real conversation starter.â
The duck is our other âvehicle.â Itâs a World War II bus that also can be driven into the water. We recently replaced the old awning over the top with a snappy red-and-white-striped affair. Itâs a riot, but not the kind of thing you arrive in to impress the daughter youâve never met. Wait a minute. Who am I trying to be here?
âYouâre right.â I take the keys off the peg and reach for the door.
For some reason, I part the lace curtain on the door and peek out. Over next to the barn, all in a line, are Sam and Lilly, Howard, Johnny, Marsha, and even Bonnie. I spy Charlie at the wheel of the duck, driving it out. He parks it outside the back door.
Turning to Ruby, I croak out, âYou guys are too muchâhowâd you know Iâd miss theânever mind.â
âSam may have mentionedâ¦yes indeed, we are too much. And so are youâlove.â Ruby reaches up and touches me