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give you an immediate answer. We feel this is more important than sending a formal reply which could take several days.
    We do not carry the “Gas Chamber” or any pest repellant with your description
    Harriet Carter Gifts
Customer Service Dept.
425 Stump Road
North Wales, PA 19454
    PLEASE EXCUSE OUR INFORMALITY. By using this note we are able to give you an immediate answer to your inquiry. We feel this is more important than sending a formal reply which could take several days.
    The item is still available. Our item number and price is:

    We have included order form and envelope for your convenience. Thank you for writing to Harriet Carter.
    Harriet Carter Gifts
PO Box 2400
North Wales PA 19454–0911

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    1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
    Customer Service
Harriet Carter Gifts,
425 Stump Road,
North Wales, PA, 19454.
    Nov 21, 2009
    Dear Harriet Carter Gifts,
    Thank you for answering me regarding my last letter on my Gas Chamber item. I am sorry you do not carry it.
    Now. I was wondering if you carry the SOLITARY CONFINEMENT CELL. This is the Harriet Carter Adjustment Cell for those offenders that need punishment in a Secured Housing Unit with no human contact. Includes the Harriet Carter metal bed bolted to the wall and the Harriet Carter metal toilet. The offender is locked down 23 hours a day, only allowed 1 hr outside his cell for Harriet Carter exercise. He is fed only Harriet Carter Bread & Water. Also can be used as a Pet carrier. Do you carry this?
    Also do you have the SMART MOP? It soaks up ten times its weight in water.
    Harriet Carter is the best company i have ever heard of for dedicated and devoted customer service, customer devotedness, and allegiance (customer) & answering customer letters. I will note it in my folder. (and show others)
    Respectfully,

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    Harriet Carter Gifts, Inc.
425 Stump Road
North Wales, PA 19454
215–361–5122
    11/25/2009
    MR F D NANCY
193
1413 1/2 KENNETH RD
GLENDALE, CA 91201
    Dear MR F D NANCY.
    Thank you for your inquiries about some products.
    We do not carry the Solitary Confinement Cell for pet carrying. We do sell the Smart Mop (see enclosed picture).
    Thank you.
    Sincerely Yours,
HARRIET CARTER GIFTS

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    1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]
    Enrollment
KAPLAN UNIVERSITY
6301 Kaplan University Avenue
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33309
    5 Apr 09
    Dear Kaplan University:
    Please send me information on retraining myself through your school. I have recently been laid off and seek a new education for a new job.
    I am an out of work quip writer for pillows. I worked in the quip sector making up mottos and quips that were stitched onto pillows. At one time this was a lucrative field. However with the economy so down it is hard to get people to believe that a pillow with a happy motto like: “EACH MORNING YOU WAKE UP AND YOU’LL BE UP” will boost them. No one’s paying $99.00 for a pillow with a motto on it anymore. I used to work regularly as there were over 1000 quip pillow stores in malls. I came up with the motto: “THAT DRIPPING SOUND YOU HEAR IS YOUR BRAIN LEAKING GOOD THOUGHTS TO YOU” (that was mine) This was stitched on over 1100 pillows and all sold. (in good times) I even had one for the diabetic person who lost part of his foot. “BE AN OPTIMIST. LOOK AT THE SHOE HALF FULL” That did not sell. I read in Ohio one person smothered his wife with a quip pillow. That shook me. (My motto on pillow) Now I am seeking a new field to retrain myself as I now realize after 34 years of this it was B.S. (to put it bluntly)
    That’s why I want to get my degree in Homeland Security. Let’s get me in there and starting securing peoples. Remember: “GET OUT OF BED. ONCE YOU’RE UP YOU’RE UP”. I am ready for a new career.
    Send me information to take these classes. Thank you.
    Respectfully,

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