Iâll deal with the fallout of this, but I canât right now. Itâs important,â she claimed again.
âAn important date,â the landlord said dryly.
âYes,â she whispered, then vacated the porch and literally ran up the stairs, as much to escape the ridiculous situation sheâd created as to get ready for her âvery important date.â
And a part of her knew she should probably just throw in the towel at this point and accept that she couldnât go out tonight, important or notâyet that desperate, determined part of her remained committed to saving the evening somehow. This can all be okay. I can save it. I can make it worth all the madness.
Bounding into her bedroom, she began stripping down, tossing the dayâs work clothes wherever they fell. She rifled through her small, tightly packed closet for the skirt sheâd planned to wear. Yanking it from a hanger, she hurried into it. Then scoured the closet againâÂthis time in search of the cute top sheâd planned to put with it. Crap. Where was it?
From downstairs, noises. The mutterings of the landlord to Mrs. Hart. Then Mrs. Hartâs reply. âAll I know is I heard a loud bang, came out, and found it this way. Thatâs when the fella across the street said heâd kicked it down.â Yes, great, letâs keep repeating the really crazy-Âsounding part.
Feeling downright frantic, she began yanking out handfuls of hangers, inspecting what hung on them, then throwing them on the bed. Whereâs that top? Sheâd gotten it on clearance at work and sheâd thought it was perfect for a romantic first date.
All was quiet downstairs now, so hopefully that meant the landlord was gone. With any luck, Mrs. Hart had gone back inside, too. Then the plunk of metal against wood told her the neighbor had just lowered his toolbox to the porch. Where on earth can that top be?
And how am I going to explain this door situation to my date?
Thatâs when she stopped, took a deep breath. Maybe heâll be late. Not a great attribute, but right now, sheâd find it totally forgivable. She resumed looking for the feminine top.
And then, from outside, amid the general muffled noise of the city, she heard the neat, clean slam of a car door and, despite that it could be anyone, she somehow knew . . . Jared wasnât late. Crap. Okay, find something else to wear. And hurry.
Surveying the pile of clothes now strewn across her bed, she grabbed up the first dressy-Âenough top she sawâÂactually a short-Âsleeved sweater. Then she caught sight of herself in the mirror. Oh Lord, Iâm a disaster! Her hair was messy and her face far too shiny! Dropping the sweater, she reached for a tissue to blot her skin, and as for her hairâÂshe reached for a hairbrush, but this seemed more like a curling iron situation.
âUm, Alice? I think your very important date is here.â
She flinched. Her neighborâs deep voice had come from just outside her open bedroom door, and here she stood in her bra only a few feet away! She hurriedly snatched up the sweater that now lay in a heap, struggled to straighten it out and throw it on, then marched into the living room to, indeed, find Mr. Hot-Âand-ÂScruffy had just walked right up the stairs into her apartment!
âWhat are you doing up here?â she spat.
He blinked, apparently not having expected her reprimand. âWell, I thought I should let you know he was here. Since there isnât exactly a door for him to knock on.â He held up his hands in defense once again. âAnd I didnât want to be the one to try to explain that.â
Ugh, he was right. He was only trying to be helpful and she was snapping at him.
That was when, from downstairs, a male voice called, âUm, hello? Is anyone here? Iâm looking for Christy . . . but maybe I have the wrong place.â
âCrap,â she