was hard to make sense of it, but Zeck knew that he was right. The F was funny, but it also made them sad.
He asked one of the other boys. âWhatâs with the F Dink carved into Flipâs pancake?â
The other kid shrugged. âTheyâre Dutch,â he said, as if that accounted for any weirdness about them.
Zeck took that solitary clueâwhich he had already known, of courseâand took it to his desk immediately after breakfast. He searched first for âNetherlands F.â Nothing that made sense. Then a few more combinations, but it was âDutch shoesâ that brought him to Sinterklaas Day, December sixth, and all the customs associated with it.
He didnât go to class. He went to Flipâs tidily made bed and unmade it till he found, under the sheet and next to the mattress, Dinkâs poem.
Zeck memorized it, put it back, and remade the bedâfor it would be wrong to put Flip at risk of getting a demerit that he did not deserve. Then he went to Colonel Graffâs office.
âI donât remember sending for you,â said Colonel Graff.
âYou didnât,â said Zeck.
âIf you have a problem, take it to your counselor. Whoâs assigned to you?â But Zeck knew at once that it wasnât that Graff couldnât remember the counselorâs nameâhe simply had no idea who Zeck was.
âIâm Zeck Morgan,â he said. âIâm a spectator in Rat Army.â
âOh,â said Graff, nodding. âYou. Have you reconsidered your vow of nonviolence?â
âNo sir,â said Zeck. âIâm here to ask you a question.â
âAnd you couldnât have asked somebody else?â
âEverybody else was busy,â said Zeck. Immediately he repented of the remark, because of course he hadnât even tried anybody else, and he only said this in order to hurt Graffâs feelings by implying he was useless and had no work to do. âThat was wrong of me to say that,â said Zeck, âand I ask your forgiveness.â
âWhatâs your question,â said Graff impatiently, looking away.
âWhen you informed me that nonviolence was not an option here, you said it was because my motive is religious, and there is no religion in Battle School.â
âNo open observance of religion,â said Graff. âOr weâd have classes constantly being interrupted by Muslims praying and every seventh dayânot the same seventh day, mind youâweâd have Christians and Muslims and Jews celebrating one Sabbath or another. Not to mention the Macumba ritual of sacrificing chickens. Icons and statues of saints and little Buddhas and ancestral shrines and all kinds of other things would clutter up the place. So itâs all banned. Period. So please get to class before I have to give you a demerit.â
âThat was not my question,â said Zeck. âI would not have come here to ask you a question whose answer you had already told me.â
âThen why did you bring upâNever mind, whatâs your question?â
âIf religious observance is banned, then why does Battle School tolerate the commemoration of the day of Saint Nicholas?â
âWe donât,â said Graff.
âAnd yet you did,â said Zeck.
âNo we didnât.â
âIt was commemorated.â
âWould you please get to the point? Are you lodging a complaint? Did one of the teachers make some remark?â
âFilippus Rietveld put out his shoes for Saint Nicholas. Dink Meeker put a Sinterklaas poem in the shoe and then gave Flip a pancake carved with the initial âF.â An edible initial is a traditional treat on Sinterklaas Day. Which is today, December sixth.â
Graff sat down and leaned back in his chair. âA Sinterklaas poem?â
Zeck recited it.
Graff smiled and chuckled a little.
âSo you think itâs funny when they have their religious