problem like, she wasn’t bothered at all. Katelijn was a bit scared, she didn’t have as long legs as her pal.
Sure I’ll catch you, I says, jump straight for me, justdon’t trip or nothing. She was worried about nothing in the end, she made it across no bother at all but she reached out for my arms anyway and I pulled her in close so she could see how strong I was. Eva rolled her eyes and walks away smiling. She said something in the Dutch and Katelijn went all red it was probably why don’t you just suck his aul knob right here, love.
I laughed and says c’mon.
The wee beach was private enough. By the time we climbed down from the rocks it was another ten minutes so if anyone else tried to follow us we’d see them coming a mile off. It was fucking lovely, so it was. There was a rocky slope up behind the beach and no way round the rocks on the other side so this was the end of the line. The girls thought it was brilliant, I think they’d been looking for a beach to themselves their whole holiday. Sure you always hear the backpackers going on about that. It’s like the ultimate luxury or something, a beach with no other cunt sweating their arse off on it. Normally I couldn’t give a fuck like, but when the Dutch girls started laying their towels out and taking their sarongs off, I could see the sense in it.
I threw my aul manky towel down next to theirs and took my shirt off. When the girls were busy taking stuff out of their wee beach bag I slipped the two flunkies out of my trunks and wrapped them up in my shirt for safekeeping. I brought two even though it was pretty obvious I was going to hump Katelijn. You never know, I thought, maybe Eva will want in on the action but shemight want her own condom ‘cos some girls are funny about that.
When I looked around again I couldn’t believe it. They were both topless and rubbing suntan lotion into their tits. I started to get a stiff one straightway and had to angle my leg to try and hide it. Eva’s tits were those big full and heavy kind with the huge brown circles behind the nipples. They were dead tan but looked better when she was sitting up. When she lay down they sort of spread out towards her armpits. They must have been soft and doughy. Katelijn’s were smaller but fucking gorgeous. They looked dead firm and she was all red in the face from rubbing the suntan lotion on her nipples, which were about half the size of my little finger I swear to God. They must of both been going topless the whole time on their trip ‘cos their nips weren’t pink at all, they’d gone dark brown from the sun.
We all lay there for a bit and I had to roll over onto my stomach to hide the bulge in my trunks, there wasn’t much room in there for the aul fella. Katelijn’s bikini was one of those ones with just a patch of material at the front and the back, tied together at the sides by two wee pieces of string. Eva was lying between the two of us so I couldn’t see her all that well and had to keep sitting up, pretending to stare out to sea or something but squinting to get a gander out the side of my sunglasses.
Youse two have got nice tans, I says, trying to make conversation and thinking what a load of aul shite.
Yeah thanks, Katelijn goes, but they’re not all over.Every time I’m in the shower I see this white triangle staring up at me and think it’s stupid.
Sure I’m the same, I says, and pulls down the side of my trunks to show them the white band on my skin, the aul knob had calmed himself by this stage. It was a bit flirtatious but I actually agreed with her. It was dumb as fuck being tan all over except round your bollocks and that. As if that part of a man doesn’t look stupid enough.
Oh good, she goes, so you don’t mind if I go naked?
Stupidest fucking question I ever heard, like.
Aye, go ahead, I says, acting like my heart wasn’t pumping in my chest, doesn’t bother me like.
I tried my best not to watch with my tongue hanging out as she