It was the sort of charming chaos that would probably win a prize at the Chelsea Flower Show. The three friends had been living here for nearly six months, and it still looked nothing like home.
Robbie folded his newspaper and brushed the crumbs from this morningâs toast from the place mats on the table. He ambled to the drawer and clattered about until he found three forks, which he plonked on the table while Christian dished out the curry.
Rebecca finished with her nail polish and slid it back into her handbag as she admired her handiwork. âHas your allowance come through yet, Christian?â
âShould be in the bank today if Pater and Mater havenât disinherited me for some imagined misdemeanor.â
âCan you give me a sub? Iâm a bit short.â
âSure.â Christian brought the plates to the table. âIâm going to have to tap P and M for a tad more cash. This pittance just isnât keeping us in the style to which we have become accustomed. I donât make enough at the market to keep me in beer.â
âSpeaking of whichâ¦â Robbie opened some Tiger Beers and passed the bottles round. Christian drank from his gratefully.
âThe tourist season is just beginning,â Robbie said. âA couple more weeks and your earnings will soar.â
âNot quite to the levels my father would have hoped for in the city job he managed to wangle me.â
âMaybe you should have taken it, Chris.â
âIâm an artist, for heavenâs sake. Can you see me in an Armani suit, crunching numbers in front of a screen all day? No thanks, old man. My spirit would be crushed by the weight of responsibility within days.â
âYou mean youâd have to get off your lazy arse and do some real work.â
âYouâre beginning to sound like my father.â Christian flopped down. âHow is life behind the counter of HMV?â
âYouâre a bastard.â Robbie laughed and Christian joined in. They clinked their beer bottles together.
âHereâs to being idle beggars all our lives!â Christian toasted enthusiastically.
âHave we had any more letters?â Robbie asked as he dug in.
âOne from the electricity company, threatening disconnection.â Rebecca raised her eyebrows and teased round the edge of her food with her fork.
âDamn!â
âWeâre going to have to do something about it, Christian,â Robbie said.
âI know. I know. Iâm just not sure what.â
âCanât we just pay it?â
âHow can we do that?â Christian asked. âThere must be someone we know who can sort it.â
âPater and Mater,â Rebecca mimicked.
âTheyâve rescued you more than once,â Christian reminded her. âThese companies are all talk. They hardly ever disconnect anyone these days. Theyâd be sued for violating human rights, or something. We need you to get preggers, Becs. Then we could all get a council house together.â
Rebecca gave him a stony look. âHa, ha.â
âDonât worry,â Christian assured her. âWeâve probably got ages to get it sorted.â
âI hope youâre right,â Rebecca said, and finally swallowed a mouthful of food.
They all ate silently as the sun in its last throes moved over the garden, filling the kitchen with a warm, golden glow which brought out the best in it.
âSo, who is it this time?â Robbie said.
âWhat?â
âWhoâs the lucky lady?â
âOh,â Christian said, happy to push away thoughts of unpaid electricity bills. âHer nameâs Ali. Alicia.â
âTop totty?â
âMore than top totty, my uncultured little friend. Destined to be the love of my life. Iâm talking soul mate, Robert, my boy. Soul mate.â
âOoo,â Robbie said. âThis is a new departure.â
âI am a changed man,â