got your girlfriend anything!”
And Michael was like, “I tell Mia I love her every day. I don’t need some greeting card company reminding me to say it once a year. How often do Valentine Princess 9 71
you tell Boris you care about him?”
And Lilly turned all red and excused herself. But I think Lilly must have apologized, and the two of them have made up already, because Lilly let herself into the supply closet a little while ago, where Boris was practicing, and I haven’t heard a sound out of there ever since.
Still, it was hard to meet Tina’s gaze after that, because she’s been wanting one of those heart necklaces for, like, ever. So I said, to make her feel better, as we were heading back to class, “I’ll come to your Audrey Hepburn movie marathon tonight, Tina, if the invitation is still open.”
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Michael just caught me in the hall and tried to hand me one of my “Dinner with Mia” coupons.
“Let’s go out tonight,” he said. “For a romantic Valentine’s Day dinner. I know you won’t believe it, but I got reservations at One if by Land, Two if by Sea. I guess they had a
cancelation or something.”
He was right. I couldn’t believe it.
And the worst part was, he looked so cute—so handsome and hopeful—standing there with my coupon in his hand, and just the beginning of a five o’clock shadow on his neck.
But I had to say, “I’m sorry, Michael. But I already made plans with Tina. She’s having a Valentine’s Day slumber party, and you never said anything about doing anything together, so I told her I’d go.”
Because no way was I canceling on Tina the way Lana had on Trish. I don’t want any bad karma coming back at ME!
His face fell. “You’re kidding me.”
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“Well, you kept going on about how you didn’t even believe in Valentine’s Day, so I just figured—”
“I know!” he said, laughing. “I know, I know!
I’m an idiot, all right? It’s just . . . I’m not used to having a girlfriend.”
SO TINA WAS RIGHT!!!! It wasn’t that
Michael had anything against Valentine’s Day. He’d just never had a reason to celebrate it before!!!
“Listen,” he went on. “Will you go out with me tomorrow night, then?”
“I’d be delighted to,” I said.
“Good,” Michael said gravely, tucking the coupon into my hand. “I’m going to make this one Lupercalia dinner you’ll never forget.”
And I remembered what he’d said about the ancient Roman feast of February 15.
“Maybe Lupercalia will be our private Valentine’s Day,” I said. “From now on.”
“Deal,” Michael said.
And kissed me. Right in the hallway. Where Mr. G or Principal Gupta could have seen.
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But I didn’t care, because I was so happy. I’m not going to end up with a Leo—or
KENNY—after all!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha!!! Take THAT, Dr. Steve!
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Friday, February 14, the Plaza
Well, Grandmère’s back. I knew it was too good to last.
When I walked into her suite, I didn’t see her at first, even though I knew she was there because I called ahead this time. It turns out the reason I didn’t see her was because she was stretched out on the couch in a cream-colored peignoir, a Sidecar and ashtray within reach, and her leg in an enormous air cast.
“Oh my God, Grandmère,” I yelled. “What happened to you? Did you get a groin injury, too?”
“For God’s sakes, stop yelling, Amelia,” she said, looking pained. “What are you talking about, groin injury? Haven’t I ever told you princesses don’t talk about groins?”
“Um, sorry,” I said, looking around. But there was no sign of Dr. Steve. Was it possible— were Grandmère and I alone? Well, I mean,
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