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the old phase, so no-one will
notice. Saturn rising indicates that your new teeth will be ready on Friday, just in time for ‘celery night’ at Stringfellows.
    Lucky olive: Kalamata
Lucky religion: The Rosicrucians
    V IRGO
    Just for once, try to voice your feelings this week. Let people know what you think for a change. On Wednesday, a gooseberry surprise will turn out to be rather dull and
predictable. On Friday, a white-haired man with a sparse beard will attempt to stow-away in your hand luggage. Try to ignore his plaintive cries for cheese.
    Lucky lunch: Tripe & Onions
Lucky currency: The Vietnamese Dong
    L IBRA
    This week fickle Pluto thwarts your attempt to become the world’s strongest woman. On Thursday the Duke of Edinburgh passes on some good news about your search for
reduced-calorie chewing-tobacco. At the weekend you should keep a tight rein on your urges as Ricky Martin is in town, and he hasn’t forgotten Wantage even if you have.
    Lucky composer: Erik Satie
Lucky pickle: Red cabbage
    S CORPIO
    Rising Mercury suggests you need more change in your life right now. Try checking down the back of the sofa. On Tuesday a square Jupiter indicates that there may be trouble
ahead. But while there’s moonlight and music and love and romance, just wear your blue nylon pants.
    Lucky Clipper: The Cutty Sark
Lucky fielding position: Fine-leg
    S AGITTARIUS
    On Thursday, a rare and wonderful trine between Mars and Neptune is perfectly placed to enable you to sleep right through the alarm and turn up for work looking like one of
those men you see in the park talking to bottles of cider. Beware of those ground-hugging mists you get in shampoo commercials.
    Lucky feature: Hazard lights
Lucky taxi driver: Brian
    C APRICORN
    The Full Moon in Mercury means a crisis of confidence on Wednesday afternoon when you can’t decide between the Belgian Bun and the Eccles Cake. On Friday the back of your
legs will be severely slapped by a forthright lady colleague with firm views on summer bedding. Uranus rising indicates that your contract-flooring business will continue to go from strength to
strength.
    Lucky ailment: Travelling Wilburys
Lucky instrument: Endoscope
    A QUARIUS
    Money is a little tight this week, and with the Full Moon in challenging Saturn on Wednesday, it looks like you’ll have to wait another month for those tyres for your
Sprite Wayfarer caravan. This will come as a bitter blow to your partner who was particularly looking forward to Prestatyn next week.
    Lucky instrument: Timpani
Lucky cartoon: Bleep & Booster
    P ISCES
    An interesting aspect between Saturn and Pluto this week could mean that you are contemplating an image change. Having always been a slave to fashion, it will come as something
of a surprise to your colleagues to see you giving up the Versace leather catsuit. On Wednesday, a chubby man with abundant dandruff will give you a good tip for the 4.10 at Kempton Park.
    Lucky mammal: The Agouti
Lucky allsort: Liquorice

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11 TH TO 17 TH A PRIL
    A RIES
    Volatile Neptune enters your third house on Tuesday when you leave the bathroom window open. This leads to a swarm of masonry bees taking up residence in the equipment closet
and refusing to leave until you give them the correct handshake.
    Lucky cardboard: Corrugated
Lucky fabric: Senegal tweed
    T AURUS
    An interesting week during which new opportunities present themselves. A square Pluto indicates you’ll make significant progress toward converting coal-tits to smokeless
fuel. On Wednesday, Mars entering your sign means that you make the surprising discovery that you are allergic to vowels.
    Lucky tribe: Commanche
Lucky diagram: Venn
    G EMINI
    This week’s square Saturn means that it’s payday again. Were it not for the fact that your Mother still makes you write a ‘thank you’ letter to the
company chairman every month, you’d have very little to concern you. On Friday, a trine Mercury leads you to discover a unique