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IBRA
    Sunday’s New Moon means that during community whistling, you’ll probably forget the opening two bars of Schubert’s Marche Militaire again. But it will
also bring you an unexpected piece of good fortune in that no-one will be listening anyway. You may be in trouble over forgetting to oil those gate hinges.
    Lucky shoes: Black brogues
Lucky ligament: Anterior Cruciate
    S CORPIO
    A frustrating week starts off with a fruitless quest to track down Cyrillic Alphabetti-Spaghetti on Wednesday. The forecast for the weekend isn’t much better with
variable 3 or 4 at first in Northwest Rockall, occasional drizzle, moderate to good. On Friday, you will be both surprised and delighted with the range and flexibility of frozen Hake loins in the
Co-op.
    Lucky font: Times New Roman
Lucky affliction: Shepherd’s Bush
    S AGITTARIUS
    It was only a matter of time before someone found out about your collection of celebrity nose-hair. The best you can now hope for is that they don’t find the toenail
clippings in your vanity case. A tall stranger may break in and do all your ironing.
    Lucky potato: Maris Piper
Lucky haircut: Mohican
    C APRICORN
    This week sees you on a bit of a roller coaster. Alton towers have increased their payload by 50%. Mercury is moving into dynamic Aries, which means your mower is now overdue
for a service. Thursday’s Full Moon indicates that you could suffer from some gossip about you and yours. Just ignore it, you still have the negatives – and the egg-whisk.
    Lucky literary device: Metaphor
Lucky accent: Welsh
    A QUARIUS
    Uranus has just moved into Gemini, so on Tuesday you can expect to become the new ‘face’ of Revlon Cosmetics. Be extra careful with root vegetables especially after
that incident last week – you don’t want to have to explain that ‘fall in the greenhouse’ to your doctor again.
    Lucky shade: Violet
Lucky whelk stall: Tubby Isaacs
    P ISCES
    An interesting aspect between Venus and Pluto indicates that you should get some exercise, but not the way you’ve been doing, which is not only ethically wrong but
technically illegal. Mercury is in Taurus, so don’t take what the butcher said seriously-he doesn’t even know the Club secretary.
    Lucky toothpaste: Aquafresh
Lucky craft: Knitting

W EEKLY F ORECAST FOR
28 TH M ARCH TO 3 RD A PRIL
    A RIES
    With Mercury high in the section of your chart that governs your career you should buy that tank top you’ve been admiring for weeks – A smart outfit will come in
handy when you need to start looking for another job. You may experience a setback towards the end of the week, when you find out that despite a positive test, it is only water retention after
all.
    Lucky pudding: Blancmange
Lucky accessories: Snorkel & flippers
    T AURUS
    Venus is retrograde in Mercury this week, which means that your boss could well deliver a bombshell on Wednesday. Fortunately a trine Saturn means that the fuse is likely to be
faulty and it won’t go off. On Friday, a woman with overly stout body hair will show you her gazebo.
    Lucky enzyme: Insulin
Lucky panto: Mother Goose
    G EMINI
    At long last things for Gemini are looking up. On Tuesday, a lovely aspect between the Sun in Virgo, related to Gemini by the common rulership of Mercury in the area of your
chart affecting foot-care means that you will finally sort out that bunion once and for all. Despite advice to the contrary, loon-pants are not staging a comeback.
    Lucky utensil: Ronco AutoChop
Lucky facial expression: Bemused
    C ANCER
    Your ruler, The Moon, is now travelling hand in hand with Uranus, planet of surprises – so you could be accident-prone. On Thursday, a man with welder’s gauntlets
and a box of herrings may shout at you from the bushes. Try not to let him affect your backswing.
    Lucky interjection: ‘Huh!’
Lucky Womble: Orinoco
    L EO
    Mercury goes retrograde on Wednesday, which for you signifies the beginning of a new phase in your life. Unfortunately, it’s just like