and the general noise levels donât vary throughout our rendition of âParty in the USAâ by Miley Cyrus. (Actually by Jessie J, as Rose pointed out to us earlier, and only sung by Miley Cyrus. Not that the audience would be that bothered about who wrote the song; Iâm not even sure theyâre aware weâre singing it.)
Mortified, we carry on. Was this what George wanted? To humiliate us? Did he know this was going to happen?
âShall we stop now?â Nell asks, when weâre almost done with Miley.
âYes, letâs,â Rose agrees gratefully. âNo,â Jodie says with a quick shake of her head. Fury and pure stubbornness are pushing her on.
âJust one more?â I suggest, as a compromise.
Unwillingly, the others agree.
And then, suddenly, everything goes black.
A socket behind us pops, with a flash and a little puff of smoke, and the barn is plunged into darkness. For amoment, the sudden silence has a volume of its own, then the crowd starts to laugh and boo.
âCome on, George! Sort it out!â someone shouts.
After a minute of fiddling, a couple of lights come back on â but they turn out to be two spotlights, shining right in our eyes and preventing us from seeing the crowd at all. The mics and speakers stay firmly mute. Weâre stuck onstage and now everyone must be looking at us. Finally. If not exactly in the way we hoped.
There are a few laughs from the crowd, who seem to have spotted us for the first time.
âOi!â a boy shouts from near the back, âarenât you the âSunglassesâ girls?â
âYeah!â someone else shouts. âSing us your song, then.â
Oh wow, so they do know who we are. Not that it helps.
âBut we canât,â I shout out. âNo sound.â I point behind us and shrug.
The crowd are in a strange mood, though. Good-humoured, but not really listening to us. They start up a chant: âSun-glass-es, Sun-glass-es, Sun-glass-es.â
Nell looks at me helplessly. I look at Jodie. She looks at Rose. Rose looks astonished. Meanwhile, the chant goes on.
âWeâve got to do something,â Jodie says.
A tall figure pushes through the crowd, which parts to make way for him. Itâs one of the boys from Call of Duty â not Ed, the singer, but the other Abercrombie type â clutching an acoustic guitar. He stands in front of the stage and holds it up towards me.
âI always bring one, just in case. Maybe one of you could play?â
He glances at Rose. She stares blankly ahead.
âWill you?â I ask her.
She says nothing, and seems rooted to the spot.
âAnyway, take it,â the boy says, handing the guitar to me.
I take it. It seems very kind of him, when weâve overtaken his band on Killer Act and he could easily just watch us squirm. Nell gives him her cutest smile and even Jodie looks cheerful. He blends back into the crowd and I hand the guitar to Rose. She looks at it like itâs a hologram, or a unicorn. I worry that she might be sick again â here is not the place. But she looks more confused than anything.
âYou could play it,â I suggest.
She looks out at the audience, then back at the guitar. Focusing on it seems to help â taking her mind off whatâs happening. Thereâs a strap, which she puts over her shoulder.
âPromise me youâll sing,â she mutters. âPromise me.â
âI promise.â
She closes her eyes and strums the strings. Itâs funny: the thing that would terrify me most â playing an instrument in public â is what seems to calm Rose down. She tries a few notes, opens her eyes and suddenly sheâs a different girl. She looks OK now. In fact, she looks better than she has for ages. I think sheâs gone beyond fear.
Thereâs a lot of shushing in the audience. Now the crowd are curious.
âAre you ready?â Rose asks quietly.
Jodie shrugs.