only people in this whole hotel,â Max retorted. âI havenât seen any other families around. Have you?â
âNo, butââ
âYou know what this means, donât you?â Max glared at Louis, but his eyes looked frightened.
âDonât say itââ
âPapaâs going mad again.â
There was a silence, broken only by Millie, who during the course of this exchange had been admiring herself in the full-length mirror. Suddenly, she seemed to register what Max had said and slowly turned to face them.
âPapaâs not going mad. Youâre horrible, Max. Papa never went mad!â
âWell he certainly isnât acting very sane!â Max began to shout. âHe whisks us off to Amsterdam in the middle of the night, then holes us up in some dodgy hotel using a fake name, then nicks my new mobile and bans all outgoing calls from the hotel while he goes running about the streets!â
Millieâs lower lip began to quiver. âYouâre just angry because he went away! You just want to believe all the bad things that Maman says about him!â
âWe donât know that heâs taken your mobileââ Louis tried to reason.
âOh, come on!â Max shouted, running his hands through his hair. âWake up, people! My mobile has suddenly disappeared and we canât make outgoing calls. Are you trying to tell me thatâs just some kind of freakish coincidence?â
Millie had begun to whimper now, her two middle fingers in her mouth.
Louis shot Max an angry look. âDo you think this is helping?â
Max threw himself face down onto one of the beds. âFine, fine.â He held out a conciliatory arm towards Millie. âI was only joking â of course Papaâs not mad. Heâs just a bit weird, thatâs all. Come here and Iâll tell you a story, Millie.â
With a small smile, Millie wiped her eyes and snuggled down on the bed beside him. Louis went back to stand at the window, looking down into the street for Papa. Heâd come back to get them, wouldnât he? He wouldnât leave them locked up here for ever?
When Papa did come back, half an hour into Maxâs story about an intergalactic war, even Max couldnât stay mad at him for long. He was carrying two gigantic pizza boxes, a bottle of lemonade and a stack of DVDs. Max threw himself on the DVDs, Millie started opening the pizza boxes, and Papa told them he had booked them all tickets to another secret destination the following morning. While Louis set up Papaâs laptop and Millie started on the pizza, Max told Papa about his missing phone and the strange conversation with the hotel receptionist.
âOh, Iâm sorry about that,â Papa said. âI took your mobile and locked it up in that little safe â there, underthe desk, with the passports and money. You never know in these hotels â things go missing all the time. I think Iâll hold onto it for safekeeping until weâre back from holiday. I donât want you to lose it, especially as itâs such a good one; you wonât be able to use it now weâre outside France, anyway.â
âSo why did the receptionist say we couldnât make calls from the landline?â Max asked with his mouth full. âAnd why did she say youâd given a different name?â
âShe must have got us muddled up with that family on the floor below,â Papa said easily. âAs I was going out, I heard the dad say that he didnât want his kids to be allowed to run up the phone bill any more.â He caught Louisâ gaze and gave him a bright, hopeful smile.
But Max had turned to the laptop and was discussing which film they ought to watch first. Millie was already on her second slice of pizza. Papa started pouring lemonade into their empty Coke glasses and Louis sat back against the headboard, his arms wrapped around his knees. He felt cold