that Martha had
been replaced by a Filipino maid who was less disapproving of what they called their
little games. Martha Meadows had kept her thoughts to herself but one morning Battleby,
after a particularly drunken night, had lost his temper and had thrown her things–the
clothes she came in before changing into her working ones–into the muddy yard outside
the kitchen; he had called her a fucking old bitch and better off dead at that. Mrs Meadows
had walked home seething with rage, and determined on getting her own back. Day after day
she had sat at home beside her sick husband–who’d recently had a stroke and couldn’t
talk–grimly determined to get her revenge. She had to be very, very careful. The
Battlebys were a rich and influential family in the county and she had often thought of
appealing to them, but for the most part they were of a different generation to the
General’s nephew and seldom came to the Manor. No, she would have to act on her own. Two
empty years passed before she thought of her own husband’s nephew, Bert Addle. Bert had
always been a bit of a tearaway but she’d always had a soft spot for him, had lent him
money when he was in trouble and had never asked for it back. Been like a mother to him,
she had. Yes, Bert would help, especially now he’d just lost his job at the shipyard at
Barrow-in-Furness. What she had in mind would certainly give him something to do.
‘He called you that?’ Bert said when she told him. ‘Why, I’ll kill the bastard. Calling my
auntie a thing like that when you’ve been with the family all those years. By God, I
will.’
But Martha shook her head.
‘You’ll do no such thing. I’m not having you go to prison. I’ve got a better idea.’
Bert looked at her questioningly.
‘Like what?’
‘Disgrace him in public, so he can’t show his face round here no more, him and that hussy
of his. That’s what I want.’
‘How you going to do that?’ Bert asked. He’d never seen Martha so furious.
‘Him and that Rottecombe bitch get up to some strange things, I can tell you,’ she said
darkly.
‘What sort of things?’
‘Sex,’ said Mrs Meadows. ‘Unnatural sex. Like him being tied up and…Well, Bert, I don’t
like to say. But what I do say is I’ve seen the things they use. Whips and hoods and
handcuffs. He keeps them locked away along of the magazines. Pornography and pictures of
little boys and worse. Horrible.’
‘Little boys? He could go to prison for that.’
‘Best place for him.’
‘But how come you’ve seen them if they’re locked away?’
‘Cos he was so drunk one morning he was dead to the world in the old General’s dressing
room and the cupboard was open and the key still in the lock. And I know where he keeps his
keys, like the spare ones. He don’t know I do but I found them. On a beam over the old tractor
in the barn he don’t ever use and can’t cos it’s broken. Shoves them up there where no one
would think of looking. I seen him from the kitchen window. Keys of the back and front doors,
key of his study and his Range Rover and the key of that cupboard with all that filth in it.
Right, now here’s what I want you to do. That is if you’re prepared to, like.’
‘I’d do anything for you, Aunt Martha. You knows that.’
By the time he left Bert knew exactly what he had to do.
‘And don’t you come in your car,’ Martha told him. ‘I don’t want you getting into
trouble. You hire one or something. I’ll give you the money.’
Bert shook his head.
‘Don’t need to. I’ve got enough and I know where I can get something to use, never you
worry,’ he said and drove off happily, filled with admiration for his auntie. She was a
sly one, Auntie Martha was. Thursday, she’d said.
‘Unless I phones you otherwise. And I’ll use a public phone. I’ve heard they can trace
calls from homes and suchlike, the police can. Can’t be too