right there in my pants. Itâs not every day you are responsible for an epileptic fit that nearly kills a person. Mevrou looked at me and said with a tone of contempt, â Ag , you couldnât do it, you too small to swat a fly!â
She moved to the next bed. âBokkie Swartz, did you do it, did you hit Kobus?â
â Nee , Mevrou!â Bokkie answered.
She reached the last boyâs bed, only to be met with the same resounding denial. She stood there panting and was very red in the face.
âOff!â she commanded, whereupon we all undid our belts and our khaki shorts dropped to our ankles, exposing our waterworks that we were quick to cup with our hands.
â Hou vas !â came the next command and we all turned and gripped the bedpost from which the towel hung, one hand on either side of it.
â Buk !â We all went into sjambok position, bending at the waist to present our bare arses for the leather strap. I could hear the whacks approaching, three to each boy. Iâd stopped shaking, counting myself dead lucky, three cuts was a small price for not being found out. I gripped the end of the iron bed harder in anticipation of my turn but Mevrou just continued past me and gave Piet Grobler at the next bed three of the best. Whack! Whack! Whack!
She arrived back at the top bed, her nightdress clinging to her large frame due to the sweat from the exertion of giving twenty-five boys three of the best. I must say it wasnât a very nice look. Afterwards all the guys said theyâd seen her great black bush through her nightdress. But I must have forgotten to look or something, not knowing about black bushes on grown-up people.
âDonât think you heard the end of this, you hear?â she screamed. âKobus Vermaak had a very bad epileptic fit and he could have died,â she said. âJust lucky the pig boy found him lying in the dirt and called us. If it wasnât for the kaffir boy he could have swallowed his tongue and choked to death. We going to find out who done it, donât you worry about that. Kobus says someone threw him with a stone in the stomach but he didnât see who done it. But the kaffir saw it and he will know who is the guilty person. When we catch this wicked boy he will go to Meneer Prinsloo for punishment and spend a day in the tank!â
The tank was an empty, rusted corrugated iron 500-gallon water tank outside the laundry building that was just tall enough to hold a boy standing up and sufficiently wide to accommodate one sitting with his legs crossed. You had to climb in from a hole in the top and when they put the lid back on it was pitch dark with only tiny holes in the sides so a bit of air could get in. You could only be sentenced to the tank in the winter as it was too hot in the summer, and you could die from the hot air and the perspiration it caused. They said all the sweat would leak out of you and youâd just shrivel up and die, youâd become a piece of biltong .
It was my lucky day alright. I knew Mattress would never tell on me even if he had seen it happen, which he canât have, because he wasnât there. Iâd punched Pissy so there was no stone throwing. It was funny. I usually got punished for stuff I didnât do and here I was getting away with a terrible epileptic fit crime I did do. But, there you go, the rule was that you took everything you could get away with because it didnât happen too often.
But the big question remained: why hadnât Pissy Vermaak dobbed me in? It just wasnât like him at all. All I could think was that perhaps he was unwilling to admit that the smallest and weakest boy in The Boys Farm had given him a hiding. That seemed to make sense, nobody, not even a sissy like Pissy, would be able to live with the shame when it was known that Voetsek the rooinek had got the better of him.
All I could think was that Tinker was safe and nobody except Mattress and me